Ahoy there, today be another one of me tales of glory, with a funny twist.
I set sail with a friend of mine, in a three mand ship with a greenish and yellow hull with a blinded skull and bright yellow and bright yellow sails. The ship looked like a sea worthy banana, so we decided to name it "The Vengeful Banana"
We set sail to defeat the skeleton crew just off Shark Bait Cove, there we ran into a Gallion looking to sail under the same colors. We joined up and set sail to glorious battle.
We were ready for the smell of gunpowder and the sound of cannons... But we made a small mistake...
We didn't stock up on Cannon balls. We soon relized this after we engaged the damned crew in battle.
We fought long and hard, shot after shot we filled the wooden wrecks with more holes than a wheel of fine cheese.
But we soon discovered we were out of cannon balls.
So, we did the only thing we could think of. We used the Vengeful Banana as a battering ram. And to our amazement, jt worked like a charm.
The Gallion sank again and again, so they were as useful as a cutlas made of sea sponge. So my crew ended up doing most, if not all the work.
And to my amusement and pride, we sank 4 ships and the Captain's flag ship as a battering ram.
But it got very complecated eventually, three ships in, a Storm rolled in.
Let me tell you, trying to ram a ship at full speed during a storm is damn near impossible. And collecting treasure in it is just as maddening.
Alas the Venveful Banana gatbered the loot and set sail to turn in our booty, it was a fine day, and a fine Adventure.
This was another tale from
Captain "White Eye" Bonny Rodgers,
of the Vengeful Banana.
