<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The Vengeful Banana]]></title><description><![CDATA[<html><head></head><body><p dir="auto">Ahoy there, today be another one of me tales of glory, with a funny twist.</p>
<p dir="auto">I set sail with a friend of mine, in a three mand ship with a greenish and yellow hull with a blinded skull and bright yellow and bright yellow sails. The ship looked like a sea worthy banana, so we decided to name it "The Vengeful Banana"</p>
<p dir="auto">We set sail to defeat the skeleton crew just off Shark Bait Cove, there we ran into a Gallion looking to sail under the same colors. We joined up and set sail to glorious battle.</p>
<p dir="auto">We were ready for the smell of gunpowder and the sound of cannons... But we made a small mistake...</p>
<p dir="auto">We didn't stock up on Cannon balls. We soon relized this after we engaged the damned crew in battle.</p>
<p dir="auto">We fought long and hard, shot after shot we filled the wooden wrecks with more holes than a wheel of fine cheese.<br>
But we soon discovered we were out of cannon balls.</p>
<p dir="auto">So, we did the only thing we could think of. We used the Vengeful Banana as a battering ram. And to our amazement, jt worked like a charm.</p>
<p dir="auto">The Gallion sank again and again, so they were as useful as a cutlas made of sea sponge. So my crew ended up doing most, if not all the work.</p>
<p dir="auto">And to my amusement and pride, we sank 4 ships and the Captain's flag ship as a battering ram.</p>
<p dir="auto">But it got very complecated eventually, three ships in, a Storm rolled in.</p>
<p dir="auto">Let me tell you, trying to ram a ship at full speed during a storm is damn near impossible. And collecting treasure in it is just as maddening.</p>
<p dir="auto">Alas the Venveful Banana gatbered the loot and set sail to turn in our booty, it was a fine day, and a fine Adventure.</p>
<p dir="auto">This was another tale from<br>
Captain "White Eye" Bonny Rodgers,<br>
of the Vengeful Banana.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Cool....Banana Boat!<br>
We want a <em>Vengeful</em> picture! :D</p>
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