Pirate Santa Is Coming To Town!

  • Yesterday, the shabby pirate Milligan McDermitt (aka Moldy Millie) was nowhere to be found. At the same time, an enigmatic sailor known only as Pirate Santa set out on the high seas.

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    Loading up a festive ship full of loot, Pirate Santa raised the Reaper's flag to see who would show up to claim the bounty first.

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    Sadly, no pirate showed up in time (perhaps distracted by a nearby skeleton fort), so Pirate Santa was forced to turn the loot in for themselves. Pirate Santa IS still a pirate, after all.

    Undeterred, Pirate Santa set out again today, collecting another load of treasure for some lucky crew. This voyage proved more eventful, with impatient pirates trying to get their gifts early, and even that rascal Karen popping up to say hello.

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    Pirate Santa slipped her over-enthusiastic tentacle hugs though and sailed on, dropping some delicious grog cookies over the side as a goodbye present.

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    This time Pirate Santa came across a brig stopped at a small island and approached them instead. Sailing up slowly with plenty of waving, Pirate Santa made their friendly intentions known and was soon parked alongside them, loading their ship with chests, skulls, and other loot. (Sadly forgot to take pictures of the drop-off)

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    Then with a hearty "Yo, Ho, Ho, Ho," Pirate Santa was sailing away, ready to bring more joy and cheer to the Sea of Thieves. So if a green ship with a red sail comes sailing up to you, or you find it anchored somewhere with the Reaper's flag flying; it may just be Pirate Santa with a load of treasure just for you. More adventures will come, so have a festive and piratical holiday, and keep some grog out for Pirate Santa.

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  • @mr-dragon-raaar

    Eh, you know her. Probably passed out on a beach somewhere, under and overturned rowboat.

  • Does attacking Santa with ungodly might immediately qualify you for the Naughty List?
    I fear for our poor Karen's Christmas-y Cheer

  • @kangarookowboy said in Pirate Santa Is Coming To Town!:

    Does attacking Santa with ungodly might immediately qualify you for the Naughty List?

    Ha, ha, of course not. It's PIRATE Santa. Being a good person is certainly a bonus, but all that's required is that you be a good pirate.

    Attacking Pirate Santa will net you fewer gifts since they probably won't have a full load yet; but it doesn't make you "naughty".

    After all, it's not like you can really kill Pirate Santa. Pirate Santa can't actually die.

    Pirate Santa never dies...

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  • Thisis nicethey should reward dubloons for gifting 100 chest of loot to other players during xmas or something could be fun :D

  • Ho ho ho! She may not be the only pirate out there to gift the nice pirates of the Sea of Thieves! Captain Santa and his crew will sail tonight with presents of treasure for the nice and steel for the naughty pirates!

    Merry Christmas and happy sailing everybody! :-)

  • she's drunk and pirate Santa rules the waves now until Christmas eve

  • @darkmore111 aye drink up

  • That looks like fun! I know what I'm doing tonight xD

    btw, can't @ you because it says "Your message contains the following restricted words" and it doesn't like the first part of your name -_-

  • @xcalypt0x

    Yeah, it's been that way for a bit. Makes it kinda tough to keep up with threads. =P

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