"A lady once sailed through a storm at night, turned off her lights did she to show off her might."
What I'm proposing here is a creative writing exercise. You know how sailors both ye olde and brand new love to embellish when it comes to recollections, right? Well I think it'd be great if we could all take find some time to create short stories based around the pirate incarnation of Joanna Dark, who was last seen in this August 11, 2016 update, pretending to be the figurehead of a galleon.
As far as plot goes, each story would be unique to the teller. Was she a Robin Hood-like hero of the people, an anti-hero who was more in line with Elizabeth Swann, or a tried-and-true villainess whose heart was as black as the flag she sailed under? That kind of thing would be entirely up to you. But each tale would have to remain relatively faithful to the Sea of Thieves setting and the humorous atmosphere that accompanies it. For example...
"Did ye ever hear th' tales about th' legendary pirate cap'n Joan Abstruse? Some say that her galleon was crewed by nary more than a quartet o' animals. Aye, that's right! A squirrel, a monkey, one o' them rare breeguls, 'n a bear t' be exact!"
Of course, your stories needn't be so short or anecdotal, nor confined to a quote box. They can be as long and as detailed as you want, so long as they fall within the forum's guidelines.
Whaddya think, mates? You interested?