Gather ‘round, ye barnacle-bitten sea dogs and rum-loving rogues — a new guild is takin’ to the seas, and they ain't your average scallywags…
Introducing: The Old Salty Scallys, a 40+ year old guild .. the older? The better!
This crew of seasoned seadogs are gray of beard and sharp of wit, ready to plunder, ponder, and maybe take a nap mid-voyage. Whether ye be a pirate of many tides or just someone who remembers when the Kraken was just a rumor, this is your haven. We’re not here to prove we’re the fastest — just the saltiest.
Expect:
- Regular voyages with maximum shenanigans.
- Tall tales and taller mugs of grog.
- A chill crew that values fun over flags.
- Occasional complaints about back pain.
Interested in joinin’? Send a parrot or a message in a bottle Fair winds and comfy chairs.
GT: Dawgeth
Discord: MattTheDev
Region: US
– The Old Salty Scallys
