Things looked grim for @creepyweirdguy2 and Barnacle Blake. At a place called Crows nest fort. Twas right after we fought off hordes of cursed skeleton pirates and killed their boney Captain.
My partner Creepy was looking into the horizon and noticed a Brig lurking around the fort, soon as the Skull cloud dropped, they came right for us and our new found treasure.
Creepyweirdguy2 and I grabbed the fort chest and Fort skull. Next we loaded it on the sloop, intending to head to ancient spire for quick payday and also before the brig could catch us. But wait! I Thought maybe Creepy could drop the new row boat, load it up with the rest of the fort loot and row it to ancient spire when coast was clear.
As he rowed in for loot I ran the skull and chest to the outpost.Right after I handed both the fort chest and skull in
the brig was on me. They did get a couple shots off as I pulled away but nothing that would send me to the sea floor.
I sailed away from the area so Creepy could finish grabbing the last of our fort loot.
The brig was sending up the TRUCE and WERE FRIENDLY chats as they take pot shots at me and miss badly. So I used the mega phone to yell back "I would be friendly too if I was as bad a shot as you!".
(not great trash talk but it was off the cuff and without delay)
They kept chase but once I was far away enough from the fort I did a hard turn into them and was able to land about 5 shots on lower section of brig. The brig cannons were above and behind my ship and they were unable to fire back. Im so close to the brig now I was slamming against its hull.
At this time @creepyweirdguy2 was just pulling into the outpost and just started to turn in our fort loot.
On our sloop I was battling all three of the brig pirates who jumped onto my sloop.
I was slain and sent to the ferry of the damned but feeling better as I see our loot being turned in by Creepy. When I go back to land of living I see one guy on my sloop who I dispatch with a sniper shot in his back.
As I look for brig I see it going under to Davey Jones locker from the shots I landed and them all boarding my ship while leaving nobody to repair brig.
I bailed what little water I had and tossed up a patch. I ran up on deck to pull up the mega phone and laugh at the last guy trying to fight off sharks.
They didnt have much to say back.
Me and creepy had a great laugh and got all the loot thanks to the rowboat.