Captain's Log- I felt bad at first, but I remembered I'm a pirate.

  • Captains Log
    Voyage 17 o' The Treasure Trail

    Entry 1 :
    I began the day stumblin' outta the tavern after a long night at sea. The crew I had last night was gone, so it was to be a day of sailing alone. I boarded me ship, charted a course, and started me voyage.

    Entry 2:
    Arrived at Crescent Isle and anchored off on the west , as a precaution. No ships on the horizon as I sailed, but no bilge-rats' should be seein' me ship from behind the cliffs. The grog-fog 'as cleared, for the most part, so hoping to solve this damned riddle before mid-day.

    Entry 3:
    Son-of-a-kraken sliced at me as soon as me shovel struck the buried chest! I retreated further up the cliff we were on and pulled out me' rifle. Poor lad'. He musta' never been in a gun-fight for' he charged at me, sword in hand, and 2 shots earned him a trip to Davey Jones.
    The loot is secure, but I be having unfinished business with a man and his ship.

    Entry 4:
    I found the scallywag anchored in plain-sight on the southern side of the isle. Lucky fer me a galleon didn't spot em' as an easy target...
    I scoped out the vessel, patiently awaiting his next movement.
    Boredom.
    Tis' inspired a song I hummed to meself' -
    Atop the rocks I waited till
    I saw the perfect chance to kill
    He jumped into the sea below
    To start the search for his foe
    Aboard his vessel then I snuck
    To quickly raise the anchor
    Drop the masts, give the wheel a turn
    There'll be no ship for his return

    He ended up avin' no loot but I'm lucky that opportunistic fool was not a better shot.
    Off to Mermaid's Hideaway fer another riddle...

    Entry 5:
    A cloud in the shape of a skull has appeared to the North-East. Sloop spotted to the south-east. Keepin' eyes on em'. Rest o' the seas be clear.
    Destination approaching.

    Entry 6:
    The entire night was spent attempting to decipher the clues on that cursed piece o' parchment fer' a blasted rusty chest.
    On the bright side I founda' message ina' bottle along the shore- X marks the spot on Cannon Cove.
    Fer' now the ship is on course to Discovery Ridge.
    2 sloops spotted in the distance. One travels North. The other is anchored to the South-East at Plunder Valley. A storm be formin' round' the skull cloud.

    Entry 7:
    Treasure secured, nice and shiny
    Earn me keep as I take you away
    Sailing the seas and enjoyin' the breeze
    Enjoyin' it more when me ship is a gleam' !

    Course plotted for the Golden Sands Outpost where I be turnin' in me haul. The anticipation of gold always makes me fingers twitch.

    One sloop visible traveling East.
    The Skull Clouds eyes glow green in the North.

    Entry 8:
    Another successful voyage lines me pockets furthermore!
    Though I be off once more fer' once the gold-high wore off I remembered that I still be havin' to travel to Cannon's Cove to find the loot mentioned by that note in a bottle. On to the next chest!

    Entry 9:
    The Cloud Skull has vanished and me eye caught sight of 2 sloops.
    -One to the East, headed south.
    -The other is headed towards the outpost I just left. The second be comin' from the North-East, where the Skull Cloud were.
    Unlucky fer' them that I be in the mood fer' some pirating.

    Entry 10:
    Some deserve to lose their loot.
    I watched the sloop anchor alongside the isle with 2 members aboard. With nothin' to lose I sailed straight fer' their ship. I ave' no clue how they didn't see it comin' but me ship rammed into their hull as I ran aboard their ship with me pistol drawn.
    I was greeted on deck by the outraged yells of a thin, bearded, man waving his sword at me.
    " I PAID 60$ FOR THIS GAME. THIS IS THE SECOND TIME. *@!# OFF." he shouted before a pair of shots silenced him for good.
    In a rush I grabbed a crate of goods from the captains room and jumped overboard fer' I noticed a large-gutted sailor boarding. Unfortunate fer' im', he gave chase instead of repairing damages.
    A shot was fired and me ears started to ring. I ran into the islands brush, dropped the crate, and glanced at me blood-soaked sleeve. The foe appeared and I sliced at him with my sword, eager to end this easily. Parried. He swung at me as I stepped back, then again, and again!
    Me opportunity presented itself.
    I aimed me blade for his chest and lunged forward, making contact. He panicked and I struck em' again, dropping the scalawag where he stood. I ran back to find their ship sinking and me own ship taking on water! I repaired the damages and surveyed the area to find that floating in the water, shining bright, was a hoard of chests, crates, and trinkets, with none other than meself to claim them.

    End o' Voyage Notes-
    Me voyage was long yet' the reward and feeling in me soul is always worth a trip out to sea.
    Me only problem? Takin' the poor duo's haul in a short-lived scuffle earned me more gold than' me voyages! Temptin' to take on raidin' full-time...

    Thoughts for another time though, for now I return to the tavern.

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  • I love the casual fourth wall break from the other player on entry 10 lol

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