ð¥JOIN THE MUTINEERS â WHERE THE REAL ENEMY IS OUR OWN CREW!ð¥
Tired of boring, serious pirate crews? Want to sail with a band of scallywags who believe fire is just part of the natural sailing experience? Then welcome aboard The Mutineers!
Weâre a guild of rowdy, backstabbing, fun-loving pirates who believe in three things:
ðŽââ ïž Mutiny is a way of life â If the captain ain't overboard at least once per voyage, are we even trying?
ð¥ Fire solves everything â Hull breaches? Set it on fire. Enemy ship? Set it on fire. Cooking a banana? You get the idea.
ð¶ Sing, drink, and be merry â If weâre sinking, weâre doing it with a shanty on our lips and grog in our hands!
We cook, we sing, we loot, and we definitely donât take anything too seriously. So if youâre looking for a pirate family that loves chaos as much as gold, join The Mutineers today!
Warning: By joining, you accept the risk of being locked in the brig, thrown off the ship, or set on fire. Repeatedly.
REQUIREMENTS:
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Have fun â If youâre not laughing while the ship burns, youâre doing it wrong.
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Embrace the chaos â Plans are nice, but setting them on fire is better.
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No tryhards, only diehards â If you take this too seriously, youâll walk the plank.
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Enjoy a good mutiny â Captains donât last long around here.
PREFERRED ACTIVITIES:
ð¥ Setting things (and people) on fire â including but not limited to our own ship.
ðŽââ ïž Committing mutiny at the most inconvenient times.
ð³ Cooking absolutely cursed meals.
ð¶ Singing shanties (on-key not required, but enthusiasm is).
ð¢ Turning minor naval skirmishes into full-blown disasters.
ð» Drinking irresponsibly (in-game, of course).
ð Roleplaying as the worst pirates in the Sea of Thieves.
If you're interested, leave your gamertag or Discord below!
