Megalodon's Diet

  • Does Meg only eat ships? I fell in the water while dancing with her last week, our cheeks brushed, but she left me to be devoured by her little sisters. Do I stink that badly?

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  • According to a quick google search it's after your bananas. 🙈

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  • @puppetbreath said in Megalodon's Diet:

    Does Meg only eat ships? I fell in the water while dancing with her last week, our cheeks brushed, but she left me to be devoured by her little sisters. Do I stink that badly?

    Your bone to fat ratio is too low. The Megs slow digestion means is would be better for it to spit you out than eat you. It is looking for high fat Whales and Krakens to eat.

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