I understand that its been a while since these tall tales were released, but seriously, can they get some attention? Currently they are really buggy, have a lot of really outdated and tedious stuff, and in general can be annoying to complete.
I'm sure there are people who like how the tall tales haven't changed that much, but I feel like they could be changed in a way that isn't too much, but still fits what the game is like now. Heres some stuff I would like to see:
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Please, just patch some bugs. Revenge of the Morningstar can randomly fail, and sometimes you don't get the checkpoint when it says you do. The Gold Hoarder- the literal final boss of the entire questline- can glitch and become unkillable...
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Some parts in the tall tales are just... Straight up unfun. The part where you need to fire yourself out of a cannon onto the ancient statue during the Shores of Gold, while a cool idea, kind of ruined by the fact that you need to realllly slowly move your ship around the island... Take care not to crash into any rocks... Get your ship in just the right spot... Oops, wait, watch out for that sandbank that your ship can super easily crash into... I've only done this on a sloop, I cannot imagine having to do this on a larger ship. Then, there's the tall tales that are just a boring "dig up these items using an either extremely easy or overly convoluted puzzle" (Do not even get me started on the legendary storyteller) I'm not sure of a way to change these fetch quest tall tales without completely reworking them, but maybe there is a way to make them at least a bit less annoying.
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The dialogue. Please, allow us to skip it. Now, while on some you can just leave and do the tall tale when the starting npc begins talking, there are some parts that have needlessly long dialogue. Graymarrow, please, I don't need to hear your monologue for the 5th time, I'm trying to get my gold curse, just fight me already... Pirate Lord, I know its not about the gold, now please stop yapping and let me out of this boss arena. (There's also some problems with the in-combat voice lines, but those are more funny than annoying, like with Graymarrow sometimes trying to say 3 different lines at once)
Anyway, that was some stuff that I would like changed/fixed. Mostly, the Tall Tales are awesome, but I do think Rare could dedicate a bit of attention to them.
