I have sailed the Sea of Thieves since before the beginning, have amassed a fortune, survived many adventures, cast away the lives of numerous others, and completed everyth...
Well, that is until now. You see, I have prided myself on completing every single time-limited event and commendation. That ended today.
And you know what? I have you to blame. No, not Rare; you - the community. You call yourselves pirates, yet you couldn't bring yourself to steal my gifts or even take them from me when I offered them freely. When you did take them, you refused to turn them in, despite being worth dubloons. I sat for hours each day with a Reaper's Mark and even braved the Reaper's Chest to entice you to come to the Reaper's Hideout, but you did not come. Even with a treasure trove to go along with it, I was still left to my lonesome.
Pirates? Please... You're not even worth being called thieves!
You have disappointed me. Greatly.
If you are unlucky enough to have a gift-giver tattoo and are not a member of my crew, I will vanquish you on the spot simply out of spite for what you have and that which I do not.
You have been warned.
Happy sailing! 😈
