Kevin and Megan

So I was sailing in a sloop, all by my lonesome. It was maybe 1:00 am, real time, and I showed up at devils ridge. Sitting right on the shore in front of me was a single chicken coop. I took it and found the first chicken I could. It was a red speckled chicken, and I named him Kevin. As Kevin and I sailed the seven seas, we saw two sloops in the distance and began hoping to make some new friends (who would give us some good loot). As we approached, one of the sloops began sailing away, but the other remained. Turns out it was a married couple who were trying to get the skeleton thrones. I had already gotten all ten, but I offered to help. We spent the rest of the night (it was actually early morning) siting in giant chairs together, Kevin sitting by the wheel of the boat. Even after we got the group thrones we continued to sail together, looking for fun and adventure. Then it fell into our laps. A skull cloud formed on the sky, and we went to take on the fortress. But we soon saw it would not be possible, as every other ship in the server was there as well. We decided it was best to leave. And that’s when it happened. We heard the sound of rushing water, and turned to see a huge fin sticking out from the water in between our boats. I grabbed Kevin and prepared to run, but it was too late. I stared at the gaping jaws of doom, rushing towards us. Megan the megalodon crashed into our vessel. Kevin fell from my hands as I flew into the ocean, dead. As I awaited my resurrection on the ferry of the damned, I felt only guilt for Kevin’s death. I returned to my ship soon after. And guess what? Kevin was there waiting for me, right where I left him! My new friends, Kevin, and I rejoiced together in the tavern of golden sands outpost, drinking, playing, and making silent promises to never sell red speckled chickens ever again. Whenever I sail now, I look for Kevin, so that we may have more great adventures. I wish calm seas upon you all, and watch out for Megan. You’ll regret it if you don’t.