Ode to the White Sails
You think you are so clever,
sailing after me forever,
I am trying to get my s**t,
You don't attack until I sit,
to long at an isle,
your tactics rise my bile.
You take the first shot,
Thinking you are so hot,
I come running from land
across the long beach of sand,
my ship should be sinking,
instead I could be drinking.
Your balls are so sad,
you thought I had been had,
Twice I shoot you,
and I see a green hue.
I swim over to your boat,
with mine still afloat.
Another at the top of the stair,
sword out like I care,
Underwater I swim
up the ladder behind your twin,
a blunderbuss to the back,
Indeed your team cant hack.
Scuttle your ship you do,
for I have vanquished you,
back to my ship I go
to fix the holes solo,
Good job, you tried,
but sucked so hard I cried.
This is my ode to you,
and all of it true,
I won't miss your White Sail,
even though I know you fail,
If you try it again,
You still wont get my chicken.
Written by:
LaSeel
