Worst things you've heard from a noob?

  • This is just a thread for people to share stuff noobs told or said to them, that they found annoying/dumb/etc.

    My personal favorite (or least favorite depending on how you look at it) is "trust me". There is nothing I hate more than telling a noob how to do something, then them suggesting a different way and following it up with "trust me". As if they know how to do something better than I do, being almost a pirate legend. Especially when they don't have any common sense and understanding of the game.

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  • "I'm a Pirate Legend, trust me"

    "I'm Athena 10, trust me"

    "I'm almost Pirate Legend, trust me."

    ;)

  • I think that's really funny this "trust me".

    Last month I had the displeasure of playing with a guy from the Brazilian SoT community. The guy bragged about a dozen senseless moves. We spent a few hours playing, the guy all the time said "let's do it my way, trust me", and in the end it always went wrong.

    After some problems we had, I argued a lot with this guy, I started to call him "captain" in a laughing tone, he rage quit. We called someone else to his place and things flowed again.

    That same day we received a video of him being attacked by a solo player. He was in a galleon with 3 more players. They lost the Athena Chest and another 20k gold. Whoever attacked even made killed the entire crew three times.

  • @denisowator "Your doing it wrong" the newb said to the grizzled A10 Pl veteran.

    I'm like Really? You dont say? (sarcasticly)

    He fails

    I'm like "Awe now isnt that Cute? BUT IT'S WRONG!!"

  • Found a sloop flying reaper's mark,

    Noob: "STOP SHOOTING, WE'RE FRIENDLY!!!!"

    Me: "I'm not."

  • I was on an open galleon months ago and we stopped at shark tooth key or one of the small islands over there. As soon as we stopped I filled my normal roll with my regular crew and started to get the ship ready to leave.

    I raised all the sails and went to raise the anchor and some kid started yelling that I was trying to take off with the ship. Apparently him yelling into the mic to brig me freaked out the other two guys and they voted me into the brig. I tried explaining that I wasn't leaving and that the ship won't move if the sails are up but his yelling to brig me left me unheard. Essentially I was punished for their ignorance. Eventually they listened and let me out.

    Not long before this I had a similar experience. My crew anchored a mile away from barnacle cay. Even a shot from the cannons wouldn't get you on the island. I know, I tried. As they all fired off to kill the captains, I swam back, raised anchor turned the ship and started pulling it closer. I raised sails and was drifting to a stop as they killed one of the three captains and brought back the skull. As soon as they climbed aboard, one hit the anchor, even though we were almost stopped. I went to go raise it and one of them dropped the sails. Knowing we would hit the island if we took off, I let go of the anchor and started to raise sails to prevent this. As I got the second sail up I noticed I wasn't going to get up the third one before the three of them finish raising the anchor even though we had more captains to kill that they seemed to forget about. So I jump on the wheel turning it hoping we don't hit the island when we take off. We did though. Put numerous holes in the ship. Then I was brigged. I tried talking to them and give them pointers on how to sail and use the anchor correctly, but they didn't listen, they even taunted me by playing sad music in front if the brig.

    Later on, one guy leaves, and the two remaining guys pull into a skull fort. They spend two hours doing this fort while having two other crewmates join and leave during it. Not once did another ship contest the fort. They left me in the brig refusing help from a legend that was trying to teach them how to use an anchor properly, and spent two hours on a fort they obviously needed help with because of it.

    I imagine they had too much pride to admit they could have learned something from me and just left me in the brig because my method of sailing didn't match theirs. They blamed me for the ship getting holes in it when they shouldn't have even been on the ship dropping sails and raising the anchor anyway. They still had captains to kill and instead they messed up me trying to be a good helmsman.

  • @testakleze It's not as bad as getting put in the brig for some kid thinking I was touching his loot. What I actually did was get him 3x as much loot.

  • If you don't anchor, you will never change servers. Aha? Thanks for your input.

  • ”Don’t worry! I got this!” - KnifeLife pretty much every session xD

  • The funniest happened to me only yesterday

    On a galleon and open crew. Newbie came in with me and these two others. We decided to take on a Skull Fort. Midway through and maybe only a few waves yet to go he came out with this

    'I don't see the point in this, what's the aim of it?'

    He promptly left before I could get my mic set up.

    I couldn't believe what just happened

  • @denisowator Funny, it's usually me saying "Trust me" Having people argue with me on something that I know is wrong, that's how I end the argument.

  • @denisowator noob don't lisson to pl's so just let them do what they want

  • This wasn't so much dumb/annoying as it was hilarious. But I encountered a Galleon full of friendly newbies once, we 'adopted' one onto our sloop and headed towards the nearest Skull Fort since they hadn't done one yet. The whole time we're sailing, the guy's going on about how his brother's a well-known streamer (don't remember the name) and that he could handle anything at the Skull Fort (he had been playing only a few days). So we pull up to the fort and he makes his way to the bowsprit, ready to jump onto the island, with a final 'watch and learn' before a fort cannon hits him square in the face, killing him instantly. It was one of the best and funniest moments I've encountered on the Seas.

  • @onyxeva yes

  • @drbullhammer Nice reference. xD

  • "I'm friendly"

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