How can I be a REAL pirate with these useless pair fleshy legs? I need the way to flash out my pirate personality as a fat ugly piece of barnacle with two wooden legs. How could it be only Merrick exclusive feature? Yes, we've got a shrouded ghost costume, but this isn't enough! I want my pirate running on two flintlocks for Duke's sake!
(and two hooks... and two eye patches)


