Rare ought to do something inspired by Trombone Champ and add the trombone as an instrument along with a couple of trombone-oriented shanties.
Yes, this is totally tongue-in-cheek, but man I wanna see my pirate standing on the bowsprit silhouetted against the setting sun with a kraken and skelly gally in the background and a trombone pointed proudly at the sky. May have to break out Photoshop…