[CLOSED] Time to win some loot!

  • Jack sparrow is my biological father, he taught me his drunken techniques and now I’m one with the rum!

  • On my ships we take no prisoners, only skulls and loot!!!

  • It be drinking grog and sailing the seas in search of treasure with your loyal crew and and sending pirates who get in our way down to Davy Jones locker!!! So in other words it be enjoying the life of freedom on the open seas!!!
    That's how you be a good pirate.

  • Scottish.

  • @itsdaleykong Ye want ta know what makes me tha best pirate, do ye? We'll, I'll tell ya. I be deservin' of this here loot because I've been Captain of pirate ships in lands that didn't even 'ave pirates. Creates guilds that spanned warring factions, an' 'ad a crew that followed me where ever I went.

  • @itsdaleykong Well, I do use torrents to download all my movies and music...

  • @thor-von-blitz said in Time to win some loot!:

    @itsdaleykong
    I am a good Pirate because i know that the lookout point in the upper part of the main mast is called The Monkey Tower.

    I've never heard the Crows Nest called that before.

  • I be knowin' that the true treasure is the memories and friendships what were made on the journey. The filthy lucre be nice, as well.

    Also, I got me a spiffy hat what to wear while playin', but it don't fit over me headset :D

  • What makes me a good Pirate you ask?! Im simply the roughest, toughest skalywag on the seven seas! Loyal to my crew but fatel to all others! My crew is my family, theres nothing i wouldnt do for my family! For glory! For honor! FOR SEA OF THIEVES!

  • I have a black beard.

  • @dudekingdom I try to ;P

  • @itsdaleykong it is clearly i for only i, laughs manically has hooks for hands and can still comfortably wipe my own arr.... ... ... .... Decks, yes deck, that's what i was going to say.

  • @ItsDaleyKong I really do not like governments or taxes...
    And I love Muppet Treasure Island.

  • Do not fear strange waters, and never forget to always seek freedom.

  • I know how to take lead in a tough situation and I like to sing jolly pirate songs

  • @itsdaleykong I am the best pirate because I know the way to all the treasure and feed my maties GGX TriHard 7

  • @itsdaleykong I'm a good pirate because I talk about my boat like a person, and she sure is beautiful.

  • I am the best pirate because I'm not afraid to make risky plays and I am the master of the seas

  • @itsdaleykong As a pirate i'll be constantly drinking that grog!

  • Because as a pirate and as in real life, I have wish to horde all the money I can with no interest in actually spending it only to leave vague mentions of where or what it could be!

  • @itsdaleykong I've survived 258 years o' shenanigans an' piracy on the high seas and counting! :D

  • @itsdaleykong
    I'm just here to get some more rum!

  • While I love to kill and plunder other shops and crews, being a pirate is not all about that. Its about your crew and your shop. Making sure they are well taken care off and on good shape. Its about working as a team and being loyal to one another. Its solving the clues and finding that ultra rare treasure chest that's gonna allow you to retire in your own little island with your own bar and farm....... Na who am I kidding I am gonna take that treasure improve my shop and go after that next big haul, that next big treasure ship that can be robbed, that next big job for the merchants, and that next cutie to flirt with at the bar!

  • @itsdaleykong Ahoy! No other pirate across th' narrow seas 'ave gathered well-nigh as much loot 'n booty as I. Quick t' react 'n no quarter fer other plunderers. Rum 'n bells 'n maps 'n cannonballs, aye! I be nah a pirate ye wants t' mess wit' unless ye wants t' be swimmin' wit' th' sharks, see?

  • @itsdaleykong I am a good pirate because I am a pirate.
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  • what makes me a good pirate is that im the best captain that sailed the seas i feed my men with the best food and shower them with gold after each treasure hunt we go to the tavern and have us some rum and play music we also like to have other pirates come and have drunk sword fights i think the best part of being the best pirate is i always make my men laugh and keep them in good spirits

  • I'm a good pirate because I love the 7 seas and love much more the gold!

  • @itsdaleykong Yar, I be lovin to sing with meh crew! Playin' the instruments and taking on the rough seas. Not to mention the booty that is collected and I guess gold be good too!

  • @ItsDaleyKong to be a good pirate I possess the skills of leadership, seaworthiness, rum drinking and just enough of a grumpy attitude to pull it all together.

  • Never give up on ye self, ye quests, and ye crew! Strive to find a better version of all things ye find within yar adventures! The best pirate of all the seas knows none else!

  • @itsdaleykong Searching for treasures it's a strategy game! Knowing when to run away from other pirates or steal their gold it's something that only great pirates do!

  • @itsdaleykong What i think makes me a good pirate is having a good pirate heart in my chest. (pun intended)

  • @itsdaleykong because I can give the best pirate arrr without spilling me grrrog.

  • @itsdaleykong helping a stranger pirate out to off load his/hers loot. With or without crew. Regardless they're going to end up dead while I make off with their hard earned chests.

  • I know there is a time and a place to sail. I also know that you get to choose neither. That's what makes me a good pirate. :P

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