The Worst Pirate I've ever Heard of

  • This is the best story that has ever happened to me in Sea of Thieves.

    Our crew controlled a Fort comfortably. Then came one of the most pathetic captains that the sea has ever known, Captain Blabbermouth, with his vile tricks and maybe with some illegal spell some witch managed to steal the key and sank our ship with the help of two Sloop who were supporters of Blabbermouth but he would not pay them very well because they left immediately.

    I felt responsible. We sailed and fought for several moons with the hope of that precious booty. There was no time anymore. But I knew that he would follow the safest route of transport and we went ahead of him in the outpost that he was sure was going to disembark.

    We hid in the tailor's shop. Through the bars of the window we watched as a drop of sweat ran down my face. An enemy pirate landed first to make sure it was safe.

    He approached carefully to the market, all we kept silent. But suddenly someone coughed. The crew of Captain Blabbermouth had the facility of silencing himself by pressing a button on an artifact from another time.

    At that time the whole plan went overboard, chaos took hold of us, I gave the alarm, we discovered! Then I went out with my Ebon Flintlock pistol and fired point-blank at him and took out my saber by striking him several cuts.

    I died but I took it with me to the ferry of the condemned. There a word I had never heard, maybe a mystical language of witches. It said "noob! Noob! you are a ****ing noob !! "As possessed.

    Then the unexpected happened, One of my best men outraged by the situation surrounding the outpost went to the order of the souls, the girl in the shop was very nice and cooperated with us without saying anything and he wait with her blunderbuss pointing to the door of the shop, then the captain appeared with his catapult skull shining bullet.

    Captain Blabbermouth. Come plomo!!! shouted my friend !!! then a melody sounded like a mermaid song. The skull's booty was ours and Captain Blabbermouth lay there with a face that can not be described.

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