Tonight I was sailing the high seas in my role as a Brotherhood of Pirates, (BoP), local rep, not PvPing, but delivering membership gifts to other pirates. It's sometimes a thankless task, but a jobs a job.
Having already delivered a sea fares chest and a warm welcome from the BoP, to one galleon without getting murdered for my efforts, I set off to pick up some more goodies to bestow upon my flock. However, whilst doing so, I see the galleon I'd just delivered to, pull up at a skull fort, only to be set upon a five minutes later by another mob of gun-ho brigands, (Not yet BoP members)
What luck I thinks, now's my chance to get promoted to regional rep, all I have to do is deliver them some membership benefits, and as luck has it I'm fully stocked with promotional bananas, planks and cannon balls.
So into the fray I sail, dodging the gun-ho mob, who try to cut me off from doing my job, and pull up not far from the first galleon there.
To my joy, someone swims out to me, and I greet them, telling him I've brought lots of free supplies for them. I do hate it when no ones in and you have to come back later. But the ungrateful Scallywag unloads his blunderbuss into me, sending to the ferry. This is not going to look good back at head office me thinks, and on spawning back aboard my ship, I dispatch the Scallywag according to BoP article 9b, impoliteness towards BoP reps will not be tolerated, and decide to ram home my outrage literally. So I turn in towards the galleon, as the now dead Scallywag had lifted the anchor and set off to ram the gun-ho mob, violating BoP article 12a, No unauthorized use of BoP ships is allowed without written permission.
I ram into the galleon amidship, and jump aboard, expressing my outrage at being murdered for doing my job. Well things got a bit heated, and shots where exchanged, and again
I was off to the ferry, but I noticed the gun-ho mob had now pulled up along side, and where taking full advantage of the situation, and the first galleon was going down.
Now unbeknownst to me, my BoP delivery sloop was fitted with rocket boosters or some other kind of not yet invented propulsion system, for as I spawned back aboard, it took off, and flew across the sky, whilst I was ejected upwards in another direction, and fell into the sea a long way away, and though I now hold the BoP local area rep record for human flight, regional head office said "No video, no record", and they're taking the sloop out of my wages.
Remember folks, be nice to your local BoP rep and delivery drivers, or you just might get more membership benefits than you bargained for.
Yo ho ho
A typical day for a Brotherhood of Pirates local rep.
@MacDoland
If you're a sucker for Ponzi schemes, and the drawbacks of a zero hours contract, you'll go a long way in the brotherhood.
Also any experience refereeing play ground fights, searching your parents house for stashed valuables, (Also skips and supermarket bins), or being able to hold down a good tune or dance under fire, would be an advantage.
BoP membership is free to all, and an equal opportunity organisation, and amalgamated with the Sisterhood of Pirates, though BoP members are expected to take the bins out, and remove any snakes as requested.
I passed your name on to head office MacDoland, and the boss said you sound like the kind of guy who could pull off wearing a dress in a bar fight." So your in. Welcome aboard.
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