Why won’t pirates sell gifts left at Reapers?
I mean honestly… it costs you absolutely nothing to be a decent human… err, pirate.
You sail up, you see a little lonely gift sitting there like
“please sir, I just want to be delivered…” 🎁🥺
And what do some pirates do?
Ignore it.
Like emotional baggage… but wetter.
Meanwhile, I’m over here like a charitable sea grandma—
“Oh look at that, someone left a present! Let’s go deliver it, dear.” ☕🏴☠️
Not only do you get paid in doubloons…
but you also get that warm fuzzy feeling of helping out another pirate who probably got sunk five times and rage-quit.
It’s basically pirate karma.
And yet… some of y’all wake up and choose violence.
I swear, not every pirate needs to be a villain in their own origin story.
Some of us are just trying to run a wholesome gift delivery service with cannons.
Anyway… if you see me out there…
I’ll be the one aggressively being nice. 💅🏴☠️
