Ahoy ye bloomin cockroaches!!
With the addition of all these miraculous milestones, what better way to get them done, AND make Demarco proud in the process... then to create AN AFK ARENA!!!! That's right folks, for no limited time at all (cause you'll be doing this for 2 years of your life) sail right over to the seadog tavern and hop into our scolding hottub where your pirate will learn what it feels like to burn... and NOT DIE!!! Next up we have the mouth of the Meg, where many a man have gone to rest... now you, yes YOU can sleep in our finest beds under the teeth of this ferocious beast.... (his tongue makes for nice cushioning...)
Now if you thought that was all, you would be mistaken... remember that old stage that nobody used to use?? Well now you have incentive to play to your hearts content! With the new musical milestones... Need a drink? No problem!! With the unsinkable grog stash that demarco left us right before he went to be with the mermaids in the sky ( ;-; ) and best of all... There is NO LIMIT to how much time you can spend here... Lazy beard has no control over us party pirates, so turn on your monitors, fill up your tankard and watch you pitiful pirate parade the halls of the AFK ARENA!!! -batteris not included-