A Tale of Greed and Betrayal

There we was. Sailing the seas in our sloop, booty packed away below deck, with visions of glory and riches dancing in our heads. A giant skull spawned in the sky to show us the way to more plunder. As we looked towards the floating skull we spotted another sloop on the horizon. We approached the sloop with plans of sinking it, but instead found a friendly pirate. After some discussion, we decided that it'd be in our best interest to take the skull fort together. Our new friend asked if he could have all of the skulls from the fort so we told him he could take whatever he wanted. When we arrived at the fort we began slaughtering the skeleton hordes with no other pirates in sight. During the skeleton slaughter, I had been sneaking every gunpowder barrel from the island into our new maties ship. After the captain was defeated I took the key and waited at the door for our new pirate friend to see the treasure with me. While I did this me fellow crews-man waited for the signal in this foolish pirate's ship. As our pirate friend picked up the stronghold skull, I killed him by shooting him in the back with my blunderbuss, which signaled me crews-man to blow up his ship. His ship sunk so fast that he didn't get a chance to respawn. Instead he left us with a message saying, "Would it have killed you to share?" In which we replied, "No, but it killed you.".