To the BRIG with ya! ArrrR

  • Just a bit of fun! Everyone list the best reasons to throw a pirate into the Brig!
    (Greatest System Ever!) lol

    If.....

    1. Ye Does not listen to thee Captain!
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  • 2: they dont have a mic xD

  • We 'ave a mute on board lads, cast 'im in t' th' brig 'n 'ave 'im peal patatoes

    Not that I've done this myself, but for those who read the forums, know this is sadly happening

  • @uvg-reign

    Drats, Ya beat me to it :)

  • While it seems the intent of this thread is to have fun on the forums, the @Deckhands will be monitoring it and if it derails or becomes confrontational, we will lock it.

    1. The Deckhands said so (haha sorry had too :p)

    @KnightX13 join in the fun.

  • @jjblackhat

    1. Just because
    1. .... because target practice on the powder kegs onboard isn't great for crew moral.
    1. Because the Brig gives us all a time for reflection. To think about all the things we did wrong and to resolve our childhood issues.
  • All ready to:
    -where is Jose0123?
    -Hey guys I'm lost again inside this cav...
    #LOCKED#

    Jose0123: - hey guys look at this red barrel.
    -NOO DON'T SHOO.....Boom
    #LOCKED#

    😂

  • @jjblackhat

    You do that, you go to the box, you know.

    Two minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame, you know.

    And then you get free.

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  • There are only two rules on the ship:

    1 The Captain is always right

    2 In case, the Captain is not right, rule # 1 is in charge

    Seriously, let’s await the full game to see the brig dynamics. If there is still trouble besides all the content, they can still nerfe it.

  • Dropping chests overboard ...

  • Throwing a bucket of sick in my face😠

  • Playing music in the midst of a storm, because in their words.... they were trying to lighten the mood

  • Ye drinketh all the rum aboard me ship. alt text

  • Using up all the canon balls to practice your aim while the crew is away searching for chests.

  • @jjblackhat a jerk gets drunk and throws up on the helmsman’s face while they are dodging rocks😳 happened to me, just glad I had an accurate heading.. threw him in the brig and played drunken music while puking all over him🤢

  • @boaton said in To the BRIG with ya! ArrrR:

    @jjblackhat a jerk gets drunk and throws up on the helmsman’s face while they are dodging rocks😳 happened to me, just glad I had an accurate heading.. threw him in the brig and played drunken music while puking all over him🤢

    lol yea, like that one little guy we were playing with that one night! lol. He sure did listen to his captain after he got out 20m later. lol

  • @xcalypt0x I've done that to a few jerks who were garbage at sailing and very rude to others🤗

  • @jjblackhat lol, indeed😬

  • @stem589 🤣

  • for being drunk in the middle of a ship battle

  • for looking at me funny.

    1. No mic = brig
    2. Under 18 (you know what I'm talking about)
    3. "chills" in crows nest while letting everyone else angle sails
    4. "testing" the anchor.
    5. Stealing the wheel and driving ship into a rock.
    6. Arguing with captain.
    7. Losing a chest
    8. Shooting an explosive barrel while its on the ship.
    9. Dropping an explosive barrel off the front end of the ship.
    10. Wasting supplies while refusing to help resupply.

    Now if someone can just translate this to pirate for me.

  • @coldasbluessoul said in To the BRIG with ya! ArrrR:

    1. No mic = brig
    2. Under 18 (you know what I'm talking about)
    3. "chills" in crows nest while letting everyone else angle sails
    4. "testing" the anchor.
    5. Stealing the wheel and driving ship into a rock.
    6. Arguing with captain.
    7. Losing a chest
    8. Shooting an explosive barrel while its on the ship.
    9. Dropping an explosive barrel off the front end of the ship.
    10. Wasting supplies while refusing to help resupply.

    Now if someone can just translate this to pirate for me.

    So true!

  • Refusing to actively fire upon other pirates.

    Something I anticipate happening to me when my dirty, pirate hippy ventures into multiplayer.

    What if I handle repair and loading cannons? :p

  • @v**a-hombre Handling repairs and such are fine, but if we get boarded god help the sea dog that refuses to help repel the enemy off my ship!

  • @coldasbluessoul

    Distraction maybe?

    I could confuse them with the concertina and erratic movements to give you time to line up shots, perhaps?

    No wait!!

    Suicide bomber. While they're trying to board, I take a powder barrel over to their ship and detonate it below decks.

  • @jjblackhat fer they be hidin’ Rum from the cap’n.

  • @v**a-hombre While these tactics may very well have worked on the scale test and beta. On the live version the hull of everyship will have goods of some kind. As such defending our treasure will be of the up most importance! Any coward too afraid to swing a sword deserves a quick and ugly date with davey jones!

  • @jjblackhat said in To the BRIG with ya! ArrrR:

    @coldasbluessoul said in To the BRIG with ya! ArrrR:

    1. No mic = brig
    2. Under 18 (you know what I'm talking about)
    3. "chills" in crows nest while letting everyone else angle sails
    4. "testing" the anchor.
    5. Stealing the wheel and driving ship into a rock.
    6. Arguing with captain.
    7. Losing a chest
    8. Shooting an explosive barrel while its on the ship.
    9. Dropping an explosive barrel off the front end of the ship.
    10. Wasting supplies while refusing to help resupply.

    Now if someone can just translate this to pirate for me.

    So true!

    Ahoy me lads! Do not forget that we pirates have many other ways of communicating! A pirate might have had their tongue cut!
    Do not judge so quickly the mutes!
    AYE for instance communicate with me crews mostly in a very similar manner that we do on these shores! Use me ol' typing to relay me speech and orders to me crew!
    I have a faint voice and cannot be heard loudly enough so I merely type away me sorrows ... Most of the time me crew had learnt the science of reading!
    My old pirate wheel was also a fine way to show me compliance to orders!

    AYE say change this to :
    No attempt at communicating nor showing compliance with the crew should get ye sent to the brig.

    For if communication can be established, then it would be sad to miss out on some great adventure merely for being prejudiced about a pirate's physical trait! That'd be against the Code! But then again, it'd be on the Seas so it might just pass ... YO HO HO HO

  • @coldasbluessoul said in To the BRIG with ya! ArrrR:

    1. No mic = brig
    2. Under 18 (you know what I'm talking about)
    3. "chills" in crows nest while letting everyone else angle sails
    4. "testing" the anchor.
    5. Stealing the wheel and driving ship into a rock.
    6. Arguing with captain.
    7. Losing a chest
    8. Shooting an explosive barrel while its on the ship.
    9. Dropping an explosive barrel off the front end of the ship.
    10. Wasting supplies while refusing to help resupply.

    Now if someone can just translate this to pirate for me.

    1-He refused to say aye so we threw him in the brig, savvy?
    2-They were but a cabins boy
    3-Lazy no good landlubber
    4-Daft bilge rat
    5-Mutinous swine
    6-First mate
    7-Glass eyes billy
    8-trigger happy pyrate
    9-Mutiny on the p**p deck, (yes i know its the stern lay off this s***s hard)
    10-Rum guzzling good for nothing guttersnipe

  • @jjblackhat for being the creator of an obvious troll post!

  • The time I've been brigged, I didn't tell the two friends I was playing with that the brig was a thing. I wonder why.

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