Tactical Grog chest

I was in the middle daydreaming about Arena when I remembered that I still haven't gotten my "tactical puke" achievement. So that got me thinking what if the grog chest could make you vomit upon dropping it. I had always wondered how you got drunk but never puked from carrying it anyways. This could serve as a pretty deadly tactic for pvp combat. Ones whole crew could obtain buckets of banana barf without needed to wait through the long process of getting sober. I'd envision drive by barfing; blinding the other crew whilst in cannon cross fire. I could also finally get my achievement without working too hard.
Thanks for reading, and happy grogging!