The Legendary Cluck Norris

Oh a tale to tell good pirates, of the Godly Chicken named Cluck Norris!
@Reedski be a Pirate of good taste, but he's a little odd at times and likes to keep a Captain on board... a Red Speckled Chicken to be precise who sits on our deck or Captains chair. We see him as an idol of luck and a good omen, poor Reedski though seems to have a more difficult relationship with our feathered friend!

Here he is, in all his glory:
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Last night our recently Legendary Pirate was running Athena quests, Order of Souls and Merchants with the fine and talented Pirate @o-pixel-pixie-o (credit for the ship image goes to her) and as always made sure Cluck was there to see us through. It be a difficult night on the sea though; with 5 or more battles through the night, a whole heap of Athena skeletons and a well-fought over Skull Fort.

Now all these battles were won, not a single sinking for our fine vessel the Threepwood, but the ship be battered and bruised by the end of it all:
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It wasn’t just the hull though; the deck be riddle with holes from cannon fire, what was more amazing than the state of this ship after this truly legendary evening? Cluck Norris, through it all, sat next to the Captain’s wheel, alive, well, clucking away like the true Legend that he is!

So next time you sail the sea, make sure Cluck Norris is with you, because afterall:

• Cluck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
• What came first, the chicken or the egg? Cluck Norris
• Cluck Norris doesn’t do Athena quests, Athena does Cluck Norris quests
• When the Kraken goes to sleep every night, he checks Davey Jones’ Locker for Chuck Norris.
• If you Google search "Cluck Norris getting killed by cannons" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.