Shark-bounty! (Taking matters into me own hooks)

  • MateyMcFly
    Captain
    Founder

    To many times me 'ave been swimmin' back to me jolly sloop or glorious galleon only to have me nethers bit off by the toothed devil o' the sea. Always nippin at me extremeties me now 'ave but two stumps fer legs and hooks fer hands. Like captain Ahab and many others before me I've 'ad enough. I Hereby declare a bounty on the heads of these finned fiends. Shoot them, cut them, blow them up with yer gunpowder! Get as many as ye can!

    "Report yer conquests in this thread,
    Of shark fins burnt, and great whites dead.
    With rhyme and tune your reward shall ring!
    This' my offer for help in this simple thing!"

    Let the waters run red! (Hopefully not with yer own blood)

    XX - "No hands"-Matey

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  • MG Bad Lizard
    Founder

    @mateymcfly lol just read this post and nearly choked on my coffee.

    Those sharks are proper savage at times.

  • QuitsDoubloon87
    Marauder
    Founder

    Ayee, we be huntin sharks from now on, but uhh, what be the reward on their heads?

  • MateyMcFly
    Captain
    Founder

    @quitsdoubloon87
    Me be a pirate with no real treasure to speak of. But for the mightiest shark-slayin', flipper-slashin', tooth-breaking mother of a scallywag I shall compose an ode (and/or song) to his glory and recite it as often as I sail the seas. Maybe even an impromptu poetry reading at the Drowned Rat is in order.

    Ships will be boarded and their crews held at gunpoint 'til they have heard the tale and come to fear the name of the "sharkslayer..."

  • MateyMcFly
    Captain
    Founder

    Rumors about the "To many SHARKS" thread that the fiends are growing legs and trying to get us on the beaches as well. Luckily I've found their weakness. Their eyes are fixed and they have no neck to speak of. That means they are blind to what's above them!

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  • Stacky a
    Captain
    Insider
    Boatswain
    Founder

    @mateymcfly Haha, yes I can confirm a sighting of the extremely rare and dangerous "land shark". Now that I know its weakness I will be better prepared haha!

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