@greengrimz said in Holy smokes the new player experience sucks:
@Inventor147
I call the "fakez" on your post buddy. Sorry but you just sound too unconvincing, and rather look more like them PvE server activists on a ninja account...
You state that you don't know how to sail the ship or where your weapons are (which indicates you haven't even seen any videos of this game and thus know absolutely nothing about it) but in the same time you know people can cannon themselves? Just doesn't make sense...
On top of that, the chances that you get insta-gibbed 2 times in a row directly after you login are as slim as 1:1000 (maybe even more??), because the game works in such a way, that it spawns new ships on specific distance from others, and can never spawn you too close to somebody else. In your case, this means that 2 times in a row there was a ship heading exactly in your direction, situated exactly next to the virtual boarder of your safe-spawn distance. Nah, not likely at all...
And if I am wrong, then I highly advise you to seek aid from other, more experienced pirates. Don't be afraid to ask random people to help, or warn them you're new and inexperienced. You will be surprised how welcoming people from this community can be. If you're playing on EU and mostly in the evenings, feel free to add me, I will play for 1 full night session with you, and will teach you everything you need to know about the game.
I gotta address this post specifically.
I wasn't insta-gibbed. In my first experience, I talked to the mysterious stranger, looked for the gold hoarder's tent, got the tutorial voyage, and was exploring my ship when the other ship started attacking. So, plenty of time for another person to arrive. In my second attempt, I succeeded in going and getting the chest for the tutorial voyage, THEN I was attacked. I'm just assuming the guy cannoned himself at me because I heard a boom and then he appeared next to me and started attacking.
I watched Zylbrad play this game a bit a while back when it first came out. I saw all the fun stuff you could do with cannons, but it wasn't like a tutorial or anything. I still had to learn what buttons to press to equip weapons and where to get food, wood, etc.