After the new, clean SOT was forged, and Oxoidio was enjoying being the very best pokemon master, the most bad@ss titan slayer, the edgiest ghoul, and the most legendary pirate. All of his rivals were fortunately dead, and he was the god of the new world. Even L coudnt beat him... cause he is a literal god. One day, Oxoidio was enjoying killing the television cause Sword Art Online came on when we was watching the god-tier anime known as: SpongeBob Square-copyright-infringement, when a large very huge rock landed in the ocean out his window. Just kidding, it was a person. He came down during a lightning bolt striking. The heavenlyyyyy light shined behind him. It was a man with a very long beard and white robes, not black devil robes. It was: Jesus Chrxst. He also had a beer in his hand. Oxoidio thought: 'Yes! Jesus, has come to award me and give me my paycheck!' But as he began to walk on the water, he was knocked over and shot by the TRUE GOD: Todd Howard. As Jesus fell, a voice echoed throughout the land. Or... ocean. It disturbed merchants, interrupted skull forts, and ruined pirate songs. The voice was saying the words: "It Just doesn't Work".
Even the most fearsome pirates got chills down the spine. After landing and standing on the water, with Jesus' knocked out and in the water, he teleported using console commands right to Oxoidio, and said that they must revive his rivals, for the land is threatened by a big bad flying lizard, named Kirito. Jk it is Alduin, the Nordic God of Destruction, with his edgy sidekick with bad character design- Kirito. Todd explained that he had lefted Sovngarde and left Skyrim, and all of Tamriel, and after destroying many universes, he came acorss to the horrible universe of SAO, and he thought Kirito would make the perfect sidekick cause of how fricking overpowered he was. Alduin and Kirito thought that the universe of SOT would be the perfect to destroy, and that even though they're rivals, we need the full team back. "Maybe Jesus, and even Harry Potter could help out", As he used the infinity gauntlet he stole from Thanos in Avengers: Endgame, and he SNAPPED------- them into existance, and teleported them using console commands to them, and enslaved them into our team. Next up was reviving Oxoidio's long dead rivals, which he totally didn't kill using his godly powers and the console commands to summon a meteor which convieniently landed right on top of them, and that Oxoidio somehow miraciously survived. Right then, they began a long and painful 52-Hour journey to Bleak Falls Barrow to revive his rivals. After the journey, they preformed a 12-Hour long ritual to resurrect them. Once they had revived them and debriefed them on literally everything that had happened in great detail which took 2 Hours, they used the infinity gauntlet in teleport them back to Oxoidio's hideout instantly. Right as they got back, there was fire all around with kirito slashing everything apart overpoweredly. It was chaos. They had to run, so Todd used the infinity gauntlet, which can snap things out of existance, specifically overpowered anime characters and dragons, to summon Oxoidio's boat that has sunk from hitting that rock so they could all sail away. @Kavaurus was still pxssed at Oxoidio for killing him, but he forgave him because Oxoidio is such a amazing, hot guy. Whilst sailing, Kavaurus got some e p i c ROBLOX Fortnite gameplay on his Epic Gaming Laptop (Acer Predator Helios 300) which released in 2018 even though it is the 1600s right now. As they arrived at Sanctuary Outpost, the God-And-Anime-Character duo began attacking. I also forgot to say Zykbrad, ToddKwest, and Captain Jack Sparrow were all naked because of what happened in Part 1. And so, the final battle commenced. Water was evaporating from Alduin's fire, people were being sliced apart from Kirito's swords, it was a living hell. And so, our team of heroes: Zykbrad, ToddKwest, Jesus Chrxst, Captain Jack Sparrow, Todd Howard, the Dragonborn, Kavaurus, and their hot, charming, god-like console-commander Oxoidio stood there, heroically, whilst people were dying, cause they were taking an epic screenshot together. Than, they began to fight. The Dragonborn shouted, Todd Howard smited, Jesus Punched, Kavaurus threw his gaming pc over and over, and Oxoidio used all of his power to defeat them, Kirito caused fatal blows CAUSE HE IS TOO [bad word] OP, and Alduin lasted too long. But eventually, with blood and sweat, they defeated them. To make sure Kirito doesn't go haxer man mode, Oxoidio accessed the console and instantly deleted him from the game. Alduin blew up into a million pieces, as the Dragonborn, Todd Howard, and... what the heck, Oxoidio is also absorbing the soul, Oxoidio is dragonborn! These heroes saved the day, as cell phones, rocks, roses, and dragon bones, and gaming laptops were thrown at them in appreciation. The SOT universe has truly been saved..... forever.
The End
to be continued?
