HAVE YOU OR A LOVED ONE BEEN INJURED WHILE DRINKING AT THE UNICORN TAVERN?
the Buccaneer Union for Nautical Saftey or B.U.N.S is here for you, and to hold Tasha accountable for the unsafe conditions caused by the location of The Unicorn Tavern.
Grievance 1: Fencing
While this stylish fence standing about 5 yards from the entrance of the tavern is, as stated, stylish. It is not safe.
Mainly due to its limited area. The fencing has a gap opening onto and unsecured rock. And neither the left or right of the tavern is secured.
The right of the tavern is entirely unsecured, the fence resumes around the back but in a particularly nasty stumble someone could slip and fall right into the shark-infested water below.
To the left, we have a steep, also unfenced drop. Not only can this cause injury to drunken patrons but it can also cause wider customers to crash through the boardwalk down below. B.U.N.S has already ruled that the bridges and piers on Ancient Spire are in desperate need of repair, and this lack of protocol on the part of The Unicorn Tavern
Grievance 2: Ladders
This is the rocky platform you need to step down in order to get down on sea-level. A few things to note. Firstly, there is not a ladder or stairs leading down to the lower platform. Secondly, the ladder is barely visible. So consider this: If it seems this unmaneuverable from this angle sober, imagine if you've downed a tankard or two.
Here is the fall you will be taking, should you fall victim to the grog that is served with the exact purpose of being stronger. When we sent in an operative she told him:
"We've got 'Neptune's Barnacle Teaser'. It's quite a potent brew."
So their negligence is indeed intended as they acknowledge their responsibility for the strength of the drinks they serve and its purpose of intoxication. So are they not also responsible for the injury their products cause.
Grievance 3: Protecting the Island
I was ready to end my investigation there until I noticed some birds flying at eye level.
A mating pair of Macaws flying about 5 yards out from the edge of the cliff. And I thought nothing of it until I saw my sails to the right of them.
Let me set a scene for you: A drunken pirate fresh of the hunt of krakens and megalodons stumbles out with his pistol drawn. He sees two majestic birds with on eye level and within a reasonable range. He takes a blunderbuss and bam:
We have some dead parrots.
B.U.N.S Official Final Statment on The Unicorn Tavern
- 3 Counts of Negligence
- 1 Count of Willful disobedience to Urban Building Code
- 1 Count of lack of Protocol
- 1 Count of vending Unsafe Products
- 1 Count Endangering Wildlife
Help us today by recounting injuries sustained at this location, naming other unsafe locations, and by helping inform shopkeepers of safety violations.
B.U.N.S: Safer for the Seafairer
