Jezus , this will be a lot of scrolling upwards and downwards. My memory is so broken that i can't remember the sequence of data ( * As long as you remember to keep yer ...waste in then i'm more than happy, moron)
Gamertag : Clumsy George
**Name: ** Please call me George, i hate my real name ( * Oi, yokel...you forgot all the names yer factory"mates" give you: Dumbo, fool,wacko, old sock, f-t**d, nag, pinguin , Death man limping, Silverfox...and my personal favorite : Moron. - Oh, Sunshine, please don't destroy this topic with yer bad mood * " Bad Mood" ,Captain Tearface ...i'm the happiest braincell around, i can bash on the moron and no one is going to stop me ,hihihihihih).
Country: Belgium
Languages: Flemish and a bit English ( * A bit? None at all, would be better dufus...You only mimick sounds like a parrot!)
Age: 43 ( * 43!!!! And still you need Mommy to tie yer shoelaces - SUNSHINE!!!! * What? i'm only telling the truth...)
Platform: ( * He wasn't born on a platform...He slipped throught the hands of the vet when he was born, he was a slippery little eal baby and fell on his head ...no platform except the floor to catch him) The Divine Spencer Machine: Xbox One.
Favourite Colour: The Colour of Life ,of course ...Black as Night
Favourite Food and Drink: Tea with lemon...Belgian Frites with Belgian stewed meat
Favourite Games: Without one doubt : Sea of Thieves, second and others are Gears of War franchise, The Settlers, Total War Series, Fable 1,2 and 3. Mass Effect 1,2,3, Dragon age series , Elders' Scrolls, Fall out series 1,2, Tactics,3, New Vegas, 4 , Jagged Alliance 2 , Xcom series, Gabriel Knight series,....
favourite movies: The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars episode 4,5,6, and all Western with Clint Eastwood in it , and of course many movies with Jim Carrey...What a Talent...Master and Commander
Favourite TV shows: Sherlock, Hornblower , Black Sails
Pets: None, had a dog, Orry a Shetland Sheepdog, the sweetest little rascal i ever had ...he died in my arms when the vet put him asleep...Never been able to replace him since then , i just can't...
Hobbies: i like reading, and Videogames are my life .
Job: Isn't that a Bilblical figure ? ( * They mean work , moron! ...Jezus and All other Saints, i will take this. the Moron works in a factory , mostly on a miniature testing street , so he can't break the big, moneymaking productionstreets...And if the work is done you can find him sweeping the floor with his Relical Broom, anyone that moves that Broom is in trouble , his Broom is Holy and he hides it so only he can use it..." A fruitcake " i hear you say ....Well, you have noooooo idea , hihihihi).
Adiitional Info : What? Only 1000 words or less? Who made this Topic? Are ye out of yer mind? i can only say hello in thousend words...( * Talk about yerself, dufus) Well, uhm...what can i say ( * It depends if people will understand you, fool....hihihihi). i 've been here 2 months after the Forum started , i was one of the First 1000 Alpha testers and i'm still proud on that ( * It was pure luck , fool, they wanted the opinion of a moron and wham , the biggest Moron of all time was on their Forum) and i will always love SOT ...It has me brought more emotional and inner mental joy than all my other games together...i'm a slow reader, no make it slow translator and therefor i have lost the peleton of Forumposts.This once ,together with a massive dark mental cloud after two years of pure joy, made me erase my account on the Forum....My worst mistake ever ...i may look like a very social Forumman but i'm very shy in real life , that sounds through towards new or random pirates too,so if you should meet me ,have some patience ...i'm like a Diesel engine, i need to warm up before the adrenaline starts flowing but when it flows...oh boy ( * Yep ,Massive headache garanteed, hehehehe)...
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