Rare Tea Crate?

  • @its-s****.
    Ha, in game product placement. There you go Rare @Its-stoobs. has found another source of income for you ;)

  • @musicmee I second that!! :D

  • @musicmee Judging by the Merchant Alliance symbol on the crate itself, it is a Merchant Alliance item

  • Judging by the ingredients of grog in Sea of Thieves (ask the barkeep), you might not want to know what's in the "tea" either. It's probably years-old kelp scraped from kraken tentacles.

  • @musicmee Hm yes I saw it, friend told me "Looks like a weed crate !". We will be able to figure it out in few hours now ;D

  • Rumored varieties:

    Barnacle's Article: Finely aged at the bottom of the sea, barrels are left to stew until even fish avoid them. The taste is beyond compare, but that might be because no one dares try it before at least five pints of grog.

    Silver Scale: The leaf's dazzling sheen is a secret of the merfolk. All that talk of spit and hogwash is pure imagination, never you mind. Hints of bacon with a soothingly familiar aftertaste.

    Cap'n's Cronch: The stuff of legends, it is! Scraped from the boots of the Ferryman himself, this medley of sailors' leavings from every sea and shore is a little different with every kettle. Thank the Ferryman for us when you see him!

  • @xcalypt0x I love Tea and Murcia! So possibly could I keep the tea for myself? Just one or ten crates?

  • @bravedave101 Any Brits I catch with is getting theirs dumped. Everyone else is safe :)

  • @xcalypt0x said in Rare Tea Crate?:

    @bravedave101 Any Brits I catch with is getting theirs dumped. Everyone else is safe :)

    Hope you don't catch me then, Don't want my tea being dumped.

  • @its-s****.

    All the tea in the sea... imagine.... the worlds biggest cuppa!

    Grab me the worlds biggest biscuit to dunk in too!

  • @musicmee You think there will be a Rare Crate of Biscuits too?

    Maybe Rich Tea Biscuits...

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