Aye, it been a long hard work for the day, as we sail far and wide in the seven seas for gaining loot while also attacking ships. But never in my life as a pirate would I ever been so blood thirsty in taking down scalawags and being so powerful. It all started when I waked up and join a random crew, they all had mics so I thought this be a good one. Long behold from the first sight of my eyes a two man sloop was trying to attack us, one would try to board us but he was faced with a blunderbuss when he climb up the ladder. Long behold I see there ship sank.. most likely from hitting the rocks, but they didn't gave up, they tried two more times, but the second time I swim and board there ship; killing the captain and made it crash into the rocks.
The other one is when we be sailing and they be chasing us but they messed with a man who was know to be a bombardier, so I grab a keg and jump from the water and let them hit it, with a big o Boom! That been the last time seeing there ship, but it wasn't the end of our killing spree. The seven seas was filled with nothing but sloops and we be the only gallon in the area. We chased after one sloop that though it was smart and charged at us but then coward away from his mistakes. But oh ho, it was his fatal flaw, as we be right behind I jumped from the nose of the ship and made it on board the sloop, giving him a nice pow of blunderbuss to the back of his head.
Surely after I see a huge rock in the middle of the sea so I aim the ship to crash in it, but at lass that pirate scuttle his ship before it could even crash, but it still wouldn't end. Later on we went to a skull fort to find a sloop there, the irony thing is that I stealth bomb it, but it didn't sink, what did made the sloop sink is from crashing into shore and shot by the skeleton towers. Overall we had a lot of fun with the crew as we were the fierce and deadest ship in the seven seas taken down a total of 7 sloops. So be warn you scalawags, if you see a big o gallon is full on admiral look and see the look into Poseidon eyes, you best be on running before you go down to Davy Jones lock!
