3x this week upon spawning in the tavern I’ve walked to the exit looked down to the right. Read the pirate code, walked out towards my boat loaded chains into the left side cannon. As I watch a sloop approach my sloop… with the wind on my side and my anchor eating the bottom of the ocean, I let out my greetings to the brand new pirates coming for a ram on my gorgeous sloop. As the mast of the incoming sloop drops and whilst my blundies doth fly high to catch thy in thy eye. Left alt I press, and with joy I yell! “Can I get heyaaaaa!”
The incoming aggressive new players reply! Ah man it’s one of these darn players!
I repl, “ oh good pirates of the sea of thieves I’ve yet to place my Athena voyage for the day. Give me a moment and I’ll be on my way.
Then without asking for permission to board they stench of smelly dirty fishy crab people drenched my ladder such a fowl smell I think aloud! Thow shalt not board! I shout! Hence this does not work and now I have a dead pirate on my boat shouting at me calling me hacker of sorts. I reply oh gee thank ye have blunderfull day good sirs.
I then drop my sails and head for my next adventure I take a good sniff oh do I love the smell of crisp baccon in the morning. Onward into the sunset! —a recap of the beginnings of my daily voyages this week.
