My observation made to another post after the 1.07 drop and before the New Boy got trapped in the video headlights. Hope it lifts the mood of the thread it is only a leg pull.
Picture the scene .......
Joe Neate arrives at the Rare HQ after two hours kip, the 1.07 patch didn't go well, but Joe the Exec Producer is back to face the shanty. His twitch, which was spasmodic in some of his earlier video debuts is now like the glitch you get as a pirate when ascending the stairs of the Galleon. The anti-depressants prescribed on launch day just don't seem to work anymore, but hey he knows he can rely on his teammates to provide moral support and join him for the apology video. Craig was with him at that good old white-board he'll rally the troops and stand by his shoulder.
Hmmn the reception area seems very quiet, Oh here comes Emma Bridle she will give the lowdown on how things have progressed since my nap. ' Emma Emma where you going?'
' What you say? Kato needs a walk! That's your handbag under your arm not a dog.'
The door to the fire exit closes with a bang Emma has left, but 'Gorgeous' has appeared from below the reception desk saying she was just picking up dropped paper clips. Gorgeous isn't her name but she hides her name lanyard in her cleavage and Joe doesn't want to stare for too long.
'Hey there is Mike Chapman or Jon Mcfarlane about the building?'
' I'm sorry Mr Neate they both left shortly after you went for your deserved rest break. The black tyre marks at the car park barrier exit are the only reminder of them actually being here at all.'
'Well Craig's here isn't he'
'I hate to tell you this Mr Neate, Mr Duncan had a taxi pick him up about half an hour ago, he was the worse for drink and I heard him say to the driver Heathrow and step on it lad.'
'However he did leave note for you, here it is'
Note :-
Joe
Sorry I had to dash Silican valley calls, it's tough being Head of Studio, but hey you know that. We still have a few probs following yesterdays patch, but your good at fielding these issues. The White-board is in video studio 5, nowt on it atm but you can put down a few headers and wing it mate. Remember 'The Teams' behind you, but afraid you will have to sail this sloop alone the Private Crew thing is messed up as well.
Craig
PS Try and not twitch on camera Cya