I had the idea for a new silly totally serious curse, what would this curse be? None other than "The Accursed Curse"
Description: "A truly dreadful curse for only the most downtrodden on luck."
What would this curse be? What would it do you might ask? Thats simple, it grants you an extra slot for any peg leg, hook, and eyepatch!
Sure this curse can be brushed off as nothing more than bad luck, or a very unskilled pirate who bit off more than they could chew, but those afflicted by it know otherwise, they know some one has cast a true curse on them, and they have the battle scars to remind them!