"Chicken Run" with Captain Le Cluck

  • Today was a pretty decent day for news, huh?

    The most important news of all is the fact that WE CAN CARRY CHICKENS!

    ... why? I hear you muttering, well kind sir Pirate... it's simple...

    Chicken Runs...

    That's right! Treat chickens like one of yer crew and take them on their very own voyages!
    (Think the gnome carrying achievement from start to finish in Half Life 2)

    Streamers and content creators can take advantage of this (AWESOME) idea and dedicate runs to the challenge.

    and if the "portait painting" feature is still a thing come March 20th I would suggest that you must take a selfie with the chicken on every stop of the run as proof.


    Here's the concept map for the run:

    huehuehue - gosh darn I've gone coo coo.


    Here's how I reckon it should work.

    One person on the crew is the Chicken Handler - they CANNOT drop the chicken, under any circumstances (not even to heal) and the other three members of the crew must protect the Chicken Handler and escort them as far as humanly possible across the route.

    There should be a task that needs to be done on each island to validate going to each island on the run... but what? I might need your help coming up with the rules.


    So who want's to carry Captain Cluck around the Sea of Thieves with me?

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    you have no idea how long it took to make this gif...

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  • Puts tinfoil hat on, closes thread and sloooowly walks away making sure not to turn my back 😆

  • @pikaaroon Hahahaah!!! Best. Idea. Ever.

    Hmm I reckon serenading your chicken should be a thing on the task list.

  • Aaron, this is madness....I love it.

  • Omg! You're such a nerd! I love it! In chicks we trust!

  • @pikaaroon Hahah thats a awesome idea.

    Id be down for some special event like this to celebrate our chicken and savior

    This needs to be a thing that actually happens.. would make a great in game video

  • THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!

    This is some serious high seas poultry (piracy).
    Glad you lot appreciate my efforts.

    I'm hearing play the chicken music on islands, I like it.
    Any other suggestions?

  • The names Le Cluck... Captain Le Cluck!

    I love this... I love chickens... the idea is the wackiest thing to happen to this game so far.

  • @pikaaroon

    Christina writes this down in her campaign idea notebook for later consideration

    Your a mad man and I love it. And now my Overheard at Rare tweet from a while ago makes sense.

  • @pikaaroon

    So... the /chickendance should be a emote also #SeaOfChickenPirates

  • @pikaaroon https:
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  • @musicmee said in "Chicken Run" with Captain Cluck:

    The names Le Cluck... Captain Le Cluck!

    I love this... I love chickens... the idea is the wackiest thing to happen to this game so far.

    Hah! I get it! That's pretty clever ;) - way better than my name.
    I'm stealing it...

    What?

    points at self - Pirate.

  • @pikaaroon Agreed, some task to complete one each island and hazards too. Many dangers that you could possibly fall 'foul' of. chuckles

  • @pikaaroon You're a real pirate now!

    Use the name wisely...

  • @wargrym Maybe other chickens can sabotage your efforts with dropping chicken feed which becomes a distraction to your chicken...

    Or even have it so there is other players as foxes chasing you.. like a PVP type battleground mini game :P

  • @mrbrojangles87 Like evil chickens?? Do we have to work out who are the good guys?

  • We need eggs in the game now too. Getting eggs from point A to point B, protect as many as possible. If eggs are aleady a thing and just not put into the game yet along side the chickens.....may I ask..... which came to the game first ;p

  • Where there are chickens there's eggs. ...Easter egg hunt confirmed

  • @Pikaaroon - I'll find your chicken, and I will feed it to my snake! Or roast it and give it as an offering to the Snake God!

    Depends on my mood on the day :P

  • @tartansnake-8 A whole new trailer.... and no mention of snakes...

    They must be saving these for the big boss?

  • @tartansnake-8 said in "Chicken Run" with Captain Le Cluck:

    @Pikaaroon - I'll find your chicken, and I will feed it to my snake! Or roast it and give it as an offering to the Snake God!

    Depends on my mood on the day :P

    Rival factions. Snake worshippers Vs Chicken cultists. This could turn baaad. I like it lol.

  • The crew must not make eye contact with another chicken. failure to do so will result in the absolute need to rescue said chicken for the rest of the journey, with the same rules and they must name the rescue chicken within 10 seconds of eye contact.

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    Maximum of 2 chickens per run, any subsequent chickens must be fired out of the cannon and given a proper funeral, flintlocks raised, 3 shots fired from the entire crew. Perhaps even some kind of universal- chicken run challenge- pirate flag, but id imagine that becomes more readily accessible when we know how to design flags in game
    cough dont forget a chicken for a flag rare cough
    chicken goes down with the ship, flawless run or no dice
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  • Maybe the chickens will be capable of revolting!

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  • @wargrym said in "Chicken Run" with Captain Le Cluck:

    We need eggs in the game now too. Getting eggs from point A to point B, protect as many as possible. If eggs are aleady a thing and just not put into the game yet along side the chickens.....may I ask..... which came to the game first ;p

    MOAR CHICKEN PUNS!

  • @tartansnake-8 said in "Chicken Run" with Captain Le Cluck:

    @Pikaaroon - I'll find your chicken, and I will feed it to my snake! Or roast it and give it as an offering to the Snake God!

    Depends on my mood on the day :P

    You'll notice that I've avoided Snake Island altogether with my run map... well that's by design.

  • @pikaaroon Chicken puns? I would 'eggspect' nothing less matey ;)

  • We need to hatch a plan to get as many eggselent puns into the game as possible!

  • tartansnake-8 said:
    Pikaaroon - I'll find your chicken, and I will feed it to my snake! Or roast it and give it as an offering to the Snake God!
    Depends on my mood on the day :P

    @pikaaroon said:
    You'll notice that I've avoided Snake Island altogether with my run map... well that's by design.

    Don't worry, I'll bring the snakes to your chickens!

  • @tartansnake-8 said in "Chicken Run" with Captain Le Cluck:

    tartansnake-8 said:
    Pikaaroon - I'll find your chicken, and I will feed it to my snake! Or roast it and give it as an offering to the Snake God!
    Depends on my mood on the day :P

    @pikaaroon said:
    You'll notice that I've avoided Snake Island altogether with my run map... well that's by design.

    Don't worry, I'll bring the snakes to your chickens!

    You could, but you will likely find that we've... already flown the coop.

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  • @pikaaroon b....but chickens can't fly.

  • @wargrym Well, err... um... *We will CROSS THAT ROAD when we get to it...

    Better?

    Edited for comedic value

  • @pikaaroon You're just winging it now!

  • @pikaaroon No roads seen on these islands afaik, just a few dusty paths. Now, if you could fire out of a cannon while holding your caged chuck.......? ;)

    I should have quoted you, to ruin your 'edit' damn yooooo lol

  • Holy haberdashery! Now there's an eggciting idear! :D
    ..feather in your hat, Sir!

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