Pirate Swearing

Below are a list of the only insults a true pirate will ever need to use: Please use responsibly....

Insult -- Comeback

You fight like a Dairy Farmer! -- How appropriate! You fight like a cow!

This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur! -- And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?

I've spoken with apes more polite than you! -- I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion!

Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab! -- First you better stop waving it about like a feather duster.

People fall at my feet when they see me coming! -- Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down! -- Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again eh?

I once owned a dog that was smarter than you. -- He must have taught you everything you know.

Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will. -- You run THAT fast?

Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? -- Why? Did you want to borrow one?

There are no words for how disgusting you are. -- Yes there are. You just never learned them.

You make me want to puke. -- You make me think somebody already did.

My handkerchief will wipe up your blood! -- So you got that job as janitor, after all.

I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle! -- I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

I've heard you are a contemptible sneak. -- Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

You're no match for my brains, you poor fool. -- I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

You have the manners of a beggar. -- I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

Awww man, i really wanted to have fun in the forums. But i'm not feeling like getting banned today. I need to use this space for other important opinions after all. Guess i'm going to have fun in game now. Cheers.