We all relate to the Chest Of Sorrows

  • Let me tell you a tale of the crying chest, All listen well.

    We dig up a chest, It's a blue chest and he's crying because he finally got dug up and he's happy that he sees the sun and the sky and new "Friends"
    We bring him towards the rowboat onto the ship, He keep's crying because he's so happy.
    He cries and cries and doesn't stop
    He sees us going in an outpost
    He sees us taking the chests then cashing them in
    We take him, He's happy and crying, He's wondering what's he's going to do with his new "Friends"
    Then they take him over to the tent, He screams inside saying no, no, please.
    We sell him, The gold hoarder takes the chest and he cries, The gold hoarder puts him inside his tent that is dark.
    He's inside a dark place yet, Again.

    You can meet friends, But they just use you and you're just a temporarily "friend" to them.
    Stay safe in the seas, Hold into the ones you hold dear, Mateys.

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  • @TheUnknownD
    You forgot the part where the shady gold hoarder guy, with a malicious shine in his eyes and on his grin, takes a skull key from his pocket and come closer to the crying chest, projecting a long shadow on him.
    And then the key get inside the box, opening it wide open.

    Next big expansion will introduce a familiar chest from Dark Soul...their revenge is coming...

  • @malkom86 said in We all relate to the Chest Of Sorrows:

    @TheUnknownD
    You forgot the part where the shady gold hoarder guy, with a malicious shine in his eyes and on his grin, takes a skull key from his pocket and come closer to the crying chest, projecting a long shadow on him.
    And then the key get inside the box, opening it wide open.

    Next big expansion will introduce a familiar chest from Dark Soul...their revenge is coming...

    Oh gosh, Don't tell me it's a mimic all this time.
    A mimic that will drown you in his tears. :3

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