Yarr tis been awhile mates well you know who I am yarr let’s get to it shall we
So aye be drinking my one of my favourite outposts and that be Plunder outpost drinking away as This shanty sung by the Katzenjammer in the corner of the tavern and they where singing “to the sea “ ah music to my ears their beautiful voices will aye be listening little did I know a merchant vessel pulling into port i here them singing a shanty gods save the king or something or other the crackling of the firewood in the campfire cooking up some delicious kraken stew mmmm
The merchants then come into the tavern dressed all fancy all of them in admerial and their captain in ceremonial admerial clothes and their ship decorated with ceremonial admerial they stand in the doorway pistols drawn as the captain pulls out a paper a bounty my head alive for the king blah blah these blundering port crashers go on and on as I stand up and just say them “parlay” with my Tankard in my hand walking on the dock to their fancy pants brigantine they put me in the bottom of their boat and into their brig and it’s filled with livestock and gunpowder galore the sun beaming through the grate by the ships map and then above singing again something’s about saving a king bah yarr I’m watching the map we are at snake island and I see coming at a fast pace a ship with reapers Mark barreling down at this ship hahaha
I begin to hear them screaming that a galleon is coming in fast I then noticed they forgot to lock the door out of panic I guess haha so I did the one thing I thought of and that was spreading out that gunpowder all over the bottom of the ship and I took the last on a put it at the front end of the ship as they turn and don’t notice we leaving the boat onto the island haha and I see the galleon looking for a fight rocking “Order of souls” guess they got bored of killing skeletons I get onto the edge of the western small island to the south side I pull out my ferryman pistols and wait as I watch this galleon full speed slam into this merchant brigantine yarrr and the merchants fire their cannons and yell as the galleon crew jumps onto their vessel and screaming shouting I pull the trigger and HUGE Explosions go off blowing up the brigantine and galleon I’m laughing as they are sent to the ferryman captain so he can decide their fate hahaha the explosions filled the sky with a bright light as they sank into the blue sea a Gold hoarder sloop stops on to see if they have anything to scavenge I pull out the horn and tell them that I need a ride back to any outpost and for them 7 chicken crates yarr they agreed and let me abored back to Plunder outpost to drink more and listen to Katzenjammer yarr !!
