15 Salty Dogs, 2 sharks, and a Captain

So I was looking around for a group, when I found these two fellows on a brigantine, looking to fight a captain. It was a captain I had not fought yet, so I said I would give it a try. We got onto the brigantine and stopped at a few outposts and gathered supplies, then went to the point. We found a sloop at the point, and looked around for any more ships, with no luck. We still had six days till the boss was spawning, so we screwed around with this ship for a while. They then went afk, and despawned (giving us ALL the loot they had). One of our members went afk and told us he would be back when it was time to fight. I thought "screw it" and swam over to Marauder's Arch. I picked up a castaway's chest and returned to the ship. The other person swam back over with me, I climbed to the very top of the Arch and looked about with my spying glass. I saw off in the great distance, a sloop. I peered over, to find a galleon, then another, then another. We sailed in glitter and anxiety over to the group, only to find they were heading to an outpost to restock. We followed. One man counted whilst we were waiting 15 men. The conversations were outrageous. We all had so much fun, listening to each others music and blasphemy through game chat. One of our men went on the galleon and then got afk kicked. It was two of us left. We then started travelling to the point, with our brigantine leading the way. Then, a Megalodon popped up. It was friendly at first, but we had taken a few hits by the time we got to the point. Then, all the others ships crowded around us. One man shouted "watch friendly fire." So, we didn't use cannonballs on the meg, only snipers. It died relatively quickly. Five minutes later, another shark popped up. It was
friendly until one of the sloop's men shot at it. Then, all fifteen of us started firing rounds into it, and it shot up in the air when it died, like a dolphin. It was beautiful. Though, we still had a day left. So, we all drank our rum and fiddled our tunes until it was time. Our ship was having some troubles. I was steering and navigating(quite well, might I add) while the other man was repairing and firing the cannons. We almost went down a few times, but we had luckily packed plenty of supplies. I boarded an enemy ship a few times, I took out a captain once. There were so many people fighting though, we were bound to win. The sloop almost sank a few times as well. I weaved graciously through the commotion while my handy mate had incredibly accurate cannonballs. We took out our share of waves, and I died something like twice. But in the end, we wrecked the skeletons up pretty hard. The action is incredibly hard to describe, but incredibly euphoric. We would sail by, firing rounds into ships with men fighting skeletons on. We would weave our way about, through all the delicious action. It was just simply, amazing. Our crew didn't pick up much loot, but we made it back and got a bit of money from the alliance. We all salivated whilst turning in our glories, and I spoke the words, "I've never simultaneously orgasmed with 15 other men before..."