We got Pirated!!

  • Having a few spare hours yesterday, we decided to knock a couple of Athena voyages out... 2 man sloop

    All about the business... No speed runs needed today, it's the weekend.
    Voyage number 1 went without event... Skull fort popped halfway through so we did that and marked the map for a return with the key a little later...
    Voyage number 2....... Well!!! Here's where it all went a little bendy...

    The quest locations were fair, mostly up around the left hand side of the map... So far so good
    Crates collected, boat restocked, off we go
    First location was Cresent isle for OoS.
    Skellys on the beach just in front of the cave, thanks SoT fairy..
    Light work, cannonballing most, quest complete
    We grab a few golden snakes and some nicely placed kegs for defence and both merch voyages.
    South to mermaids for a little light digging next...
    I set about digging up the boxes, whilst my comrade Boss runs around messing about with chickens

    Another island dealt with and we are off to Discovery ridge for a bit more light digging.....
    (This maybe why my pirate looks like he's missed leg day, all this digging is great for back and shoulders!!)

    Once again we split the tasks
    Boss is now hunting Pigs, I'm digging again... (Hmmmmm, I'm doing a lot of grunt work)
    The chests are found... Although most of the time on the island is spent running away from asthmatic skeletons carrying kegs, sometimes they are great, other times their a pain in the rusty dabloon

    Riddle at plunder, riddle at wanderers and on to Lone cove for the last OoS... Simple.... Oh.... No skeletons at Lone cove...anywhere.... We search high, we search low.... We sail around the island.... And again..... We sail the other way around the island....
    I fire my self high above the island for a better view....
    I check the quest.... I realise we should be at cannon cove...... We head south!! Oops
    Mistake number 1 on a relatively easy voyage, we can brush over that....
    We take out the skeletons on cannon cove and head to cash up the pigs, snakes and keg at plunder..... This is going to be a quick time....
    A rogue cannonball is fired from the island.
    It strikes the back of the boat, followed by another.... AHH darn it... I'm on sails trying to get a bit of wind, Boss is fixing the holes.. this isn't a problem for us... We sail out of harm's way
    One of our golden pigs isn't sat in his cage....
    I guess he ate a cannonball, at least he wasn't crying anymore...

    Ok, we need a replacement porker....
    Snake island.... Must of been a sign we missed saying golden striped pigs out of stock....

    Paradise spring..... All out of bacon

    Let's go to thieves haven

    Winning!!

    Golden pigs a plenty...
    And a sloop.... Hmmmmm
    Boss sets half mast and sails around the outside whilst I run around like an idiot putting pigs in boxes...
    Some coordination is required so I can time a jump and grab our ladder whilst the boat is still moving...
    I miss.....
    The passing sloop takes a shot at me whilst saying he's friendly... Huh???
    We have had to almost completely stop...
    I grab the piggy and board our ship.

    So does random new pirate as his sloop sails off around the island.

    Mistake number 2....
    Random pirate says he has joined an open boat and his new partner is a bit of a di.........fferent person.
    He even fires a few of our cannonballs at him.....
    Ok, his boat is keeping his distance...

    Ok, still weary but a little less so I entertain captain random.

    "So, what can we do for you sir?"

    "I need to sit on skull thrones for the commendations" came the reply...

    "Ok, we are kinda busy but which ones do you need to get? If they are close you can tag along for a bit"

    "Ermmmmm........ All of them....... Haven't got any yet..... Don't know where they are....."

    A quick check on my bilge rat section, I blindly reel off the areas he needs to go.... Boss is sailing the boat....

    "Ok, there's a coop throne at Plunder outp........"

    SPLASH
    SPLASH
    SPLASH

    PLOP
    "HA HA Pirate legend ***********, ********, ******* you bunch of **********

    He had an awful mic, couldn't work out everything he was saying, so stars will have to do...

    All our fresh pigs were now in the drink....

    "GG Di......fferent head" I say...
    I'm off the boat after him
    I get close and manage to end his toxic mouth...
    Boss is in the water with the first crate, I find the second
    They are sailing around for an attack

    Cannon balls fly into the side of our boat, boss is back on, I follow.
    Sails down we will have to circle, boat fixed, we are a crate down....

    Their boat is sailing away...

    "I wonder...... They've pinched our crate!!!"
    " Bar Stewards" came the response from Boss
    (I'm not sure what their profession has to do with any of this...)

    Ok, the chase is on...
    We manage to gain and eventually catch our new pirate friends a battle ensues

    They stop firing, are they out of cannonballs?
    (We had approx 235! Thanks to a cannonball crate we had picked up earlier)
    We get in close..... I jump..... I miss..... Balls!!!
    Boss jumps and catches the ladder, he drops anchor and I manage to climb up

    One of them is in the water, the other gets dispatched...
    Primary objective
    The pig box.

    Pirate 2 is sent to Davy Jones and whilst Boss stays on their boat, I'm back on a mermaid to ours.
    A quick turnaround and our boat is next to theirs.
    Pig crate recovered
    They are all but sunk

    An explosion.....

    One of them has got into our crows nest and dropped lit kegs onto the deck
    Killing his friend and putting several holes in our beloved boat

    So their boat has gone, there's one sat in our crows next still being a little toxic
    He jumps down, I'm stuck on the sloop which is a pain!!!
    Boss kills him whilst I do a complete exam on a nearby sharks internals

    The ferry of the damned wasn't a family friendly environment......
    I offered him a banana, but he wouldnt stop...

    I spawn back on an island....
    Boss is still floating in the deep blue, touching our neatly gathered loot and cherished crates so they don't sink

    The boat is at Lookout point!!!! Thank you SoT f*****s (again)

    We went down just south of thieves haven eventually so with some rough guess work from Boss (getting nibbled by hungry sharks) I spot his name plate before he disappears
    Boss respawns just as I catch a glimpse of a green glow in the water to our left, so we anchor and play fetch...

    Pig crates first, then the rest...
    We lost nothing....
    Maybe a little pride......
    We had fallen victim to our own trustworthiness

    Suffice to say, capture pigs V3.1 was a success, and some new kegs were obtained by some well placed headshots on those wonderful spawning gunpowder skellys (wait.... What?)

    Merch voyage finally cashed in for the Athena chest map to pop

    Level 7 is getting closer......

    Even with the toxic mouth on this pirate, we laughed about the whole thing, we got bested (ish) but we managed to turn it around and came out on top

    I even admired the way we got suckered into his tale of nonsense

    GG

    Bloody pirates !!!

    Happy sailing

    Doc 👊☠️

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  • @doctortourettes I sure missed a lively one! Darn it all!

    You know those darned Bar Stewards...they can be a contrary bunch ;-)

    Reminds me of a quote from PSS Operative Feisty Moulder a.k.a. 001-Foxtrot-Mike...”Trust no one.” Course he’s also always saying “I want to believe.” Needs to make his mind up ;-)

  • A sad tale beautifully told! You have a way with words sir, di...fferent heads was my favourite, had me in stitches! Bar Steward is a classic, having been a Bar Steward for nearly 15 years IRL I have used it many times. I hope you have more tales to tell, I'll be following you from now on mate, can't wait for your next adventure!

  • @reedski why thank you
    You should probably also follow @SpecialAdvisor he has a habit of capturing these daft moments when we venture out together....
    Doc 👊☠️

  • Great story!

  • @doctortourettes what a tale, what a tale! Also did u notice The Pirate Times newest stories? They stole our idea! They did a whole story on people playing games and giving away prizes! Thats our thing!

  • @flippin-loud I feel a lawsuit coming on!!!
    The gameshow boat is the intellectual property of the notorious left light crew
    I'll contact the suits in the morning

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