Hello Rare and, Hello Micro
What I found out, I may go PSYCHO
Pi-o-neer, status missing
And it cant be for the Players I've been dissing (there-are-none)
Ive stuck with yinz
Thru thick and thin
"Wheres the Content?"??
Where yinz been!?!
"We need safe Zone", "Lets all be friendly"
And "I cant cash in the Campers just wont let me" (next-out-post)
So I gave Tips, and Tricks to better
From the "newbie"
To the "sailor"
I know Ive received, some "Forum Warnings"
But that was due to all the haters yelling "BORING!"
Now Im sorry, that my posts catered
To the Censors
And Moderators
But I loved Thieves, since the ALPHA
Even more than Darla loved that boy Alfalfa (lil-Ras-cals)
Taaaake me back, oh Rare and Micro
Taaaake me back, I miss the Pio
Neer Program
That's where I met the Par-rotheads
My Sea of Thie-eves Fam
( Id go on, after 8+ hours of sailing after I found out my Pioneer status didn't carry over, this is all I sung in my head all night lol)
IM SORRY Rare......im ssoorrrrrrry, please take me back baby, please. d;^J
Camp Pioneer (sung to Camp Granada), Im sorry Rare
@capt-poky-ph lol. I can't say I've ever seen such a post but I love it. Hope Rare accepts your apology. Sounds like you genuinely want to work things out
@mad-jack-ketch Deff NOT....have I come close, according to them, once I was boarder line (by giving % on my...MY opinion lol) And actually I didn't do anything, just didn't get chosen for "new" Pioneers. I assumed (NEVER assume, as they say, it just makes an _____ of U and ME lol) that Pioneers from ALPHA got "free entry" so to say into next round. ALOT of my old Pioneer friends didn't make this round too, I was just tryin to COMIC my way back in lol. Like I said, just figured "Once a Pioneer, always a Pioneer" and theyd pick new Sailors to go with us old sea dogs....I was wrong lol.
@capt-poky-ph
I am sorry, for you my friend
But the Alpha, has passed it's end
About your rhyming, although it's great
It has come a beta and a game launch way too late.I am sure that, you have read
What triheaded-monkey said
Rare have moved on, so should you
There are plenty of fish in the sea of blue.Don't feel bad, it wasn't you
We understand, your heart was true
But my friend, it's time to yield
Rare are still out there now playing the whole field.@admiral-rrrsole
Hello Admiral, 3 R Sole
ALPHA's done yes,Truth be told
But a Session, of Pioneer
"May or may not" be hap'ning right now I do fear (lol)And I do love, doing Testing
Finding Glitches, is entertaining
See that rock way, over yonder
"Why wouldn't you try to climb it?" I would ponderHelping Rare out, was an Honor
Find a Bug and, make it a Goner
Testing Solo, Id always fall
Buuut that all changed once I met @Bern-DimallKilling Testing,Testing Killing
Stealing loot, is fulfilling
Laying waste to, anything that floats
"HEY! They said no Sloops man, didn't you read the Patch Notes?!?"Thanks so kindly, fun reply
I do enjoy this, I cant deny
Thanks for Playing, whats he Won
Its the "Sea of Thieves Home Version", have some fun
d:^D@capt-poky-ph
Captain Poky, I feel your pain
All that time spent, now down the drain
But holding onto, what doesn't remain
It is destined to send you quite insane.Does that rock, have a throne
Something you could, call your own
Or are you speaking, off the cuff
Better man the life rafts the seas are getting rough.You are welcome, I've had fun
But I guess that, now we're done
Until next time, I bid adieu
Hoping everything turns out well for you. :o)@admiral-rrrsole
Youre very welcome, upvote done
And tho our time, has just begun
Im so sorry, i gotta goes
Cuz my girl just finished makin a bunch of tacos 🌮We all know @SimplyButta is
Whooped
He paints her toes for the food
She cooks
Once he's finished with her toes
He paints his own
Then dawns the Bilge Rat dress
As he sits on a throne
His legs are hairy
So is his chest
Both of these features
That @Admiral-RRRSole
Loves best😀
The two of them together
Is a sight to behold
Two cross dressing pirates
Without any gold
Meanwhile Bern sails
Without any crew
The Pioneer seas
Once red are now blue
Pokey is missin
Swanny is too
Bacon made it
Murph thinks he got screwed
Irbtr missed the ship
@Bradbte 360's crime?
He's an Aussie!
Meanwhile
Bern wants to know
Where the hell is his posse?!!!!
Let's submit a bug to RARE
For Bern's lost all his mates
The Pioneer seas are blue
Now Ol' Bern is irate!
In protest he sails
Alone on a galley
Owning the seas
Like a cat in an alley
He hides in the shadows
Sniping his foes
Until his wife calls him
To paint all of her toes😀👲👲Pokey I hope you & the guys make it in soon! Love testing with you guys!👲👲
@admiral-rrrsole A chest of sorrows just sunk my sloop because I was distracted and getting spun out by this thread. FeelsbadMan
@capt-poky-ph Please don't resurrect old threads, it is against the forum rules. This thread will now be locked.
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