I feel like the gestures and the pirate chat are one of the few things people haven’t made suggestions for. Some can be utilitarian but most are just silly. The best parts of the text are the puns and the jokes. I want to be able to express myself like a true pirate. This is a long list, pick your favorites.
Text options:
Man overboard!
Who ate all the bananas?
Thar be gold in these waters!
I think I’m getting sea sick.
Shiver me timbers.
Walk the plank!
Ye be an ugly one.
Fancy hat ye got there.
Get your hands off me booty!
Swab the pooop deck.(misspelled to avoid censoring)
Vote on me voyage ye salty dogs
Yo ho, yo ho a Pirate’s life for me!
Yarg
We’ll be sleeping with the fishes
Aye aye Captain
Mutiny!
No fighting on the pooop deck.
Bombs away!
A snake bit me
Who’s steering our ship?
What’s that noise?
What a bountiful treasure
They be landlubbers
We’re getting robbed!
We’ll be drowning in our sorrows(Sorrow Chest text)
That’s a big fish
Ahhh Tentacles!
I see birds
I think we forgot the cages
Why is the water red?
Excellent docking
Sketchy docking
You left me behind!
I’m marooned on an island
I think we hit something
Well hello there
I think I’m lost
We be swashbucklers mateys
This is real piracy
Fear me! I’m a legend!(only legends can say it)
Emotes:
Salute(British Salute)
Threaten(holds weapons in a fierce pose depending on which weapons are equipped)
Taunt(the chicken dance)
Plank(lies down on stomach, like the meme)
Cheers(thrusts tankard upwards and chugs it) if your tankard is empty your pirates looks inside and shakes it upside down while frowning
Defeated(drops to your knees and weeps)
Tough times(pulls out an empty gold sack and looks in then shakes it upside down while shaking head in disgust)
Prosperity(throws gold into the air. Costs 1g to do the gesture)
Squat(pops a squat. supposed to look stupid)
Hide(curls into a ball)
Go forth(sticks sword into ground upside down and points with the other hand with a serious expression)
Adventure awaits(leans forward with one leg behind on it’s toes while shielding your eyes with a hand as if your looking on the horizon)
Stand ground(crosses arms while looking sternly)
Scruffy(strokes beard(Strokes the air when you don’t have one lol)
Jailbird(sits down slumped forward sleeping) meant to be used in the brig while against the bars but would look very funny in other situations)
Savor(takes out a banana and peels it. Eating it in small bites like a proper gentleman. Consumes a banana and gives health)
Juggle(Juggles cannonballs with a silly grin.)
Whoops(begins juggling cannonballs but messes up and a cannonball lands on your head and you’re dazed and then one lands on your toe and you hop on one foot)
Legendary(Emote only a legend can do. Thrusts special, glowing, light-blue sword into the air and the “We shall sail together plays”
