Rare's cruel speciesism - Needs fixing ASAP

  • CorlethTheFey
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    So,
    Chickens have "Chicken Isle", where they bath in sunshine, only occasionally having to sprint past a slow, fat, cage wielding pirate....

    Snakes have "Snake Island", where the snakes feast on pigs and spitting their vile venom at all who pass!

    Pigs have? EXACTLY, nothing, nada.

    To rectify this heartless injustice, we who care about the wellbeing of pigs demand (humbly of course) three things:

    1. "Lookout Point" to be renamed "Hog Point"
    2. All pigs to be rescued from Snake Island and taken to the safety of Hog Point
    3. Those pirates wishing to support the plight of the pigs to be able to show that support by having their own flag, something akin to this would seem appropriate:
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    Thank-you for your support in these very difficult times.

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  • A Cranky Eskimo
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    Well I don’t see how they could rectify this injustice tbh.. free bacon perhaps?

  • Sir Lotus
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    I fully support this movement.

    #saveoink

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  • Musicmee
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    @corleththefey

    This is a cause I can get behind!

    As long as they keep their little trotters off my bananas! Thanks for bringing this to the communities attention matey.. I hope this gets the attention it sow rightly deserves (although slightly worried Lookout Point may turn into a pig sty).

  • Reedski
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    Lol awesome, I hope you gain a victory for all futurebaconkind!

  • Uhndeth
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    Why not Devil's Ridge? Y'know, the island with the giant boars head made out of stone on it and all the primitive pig-themed paintings?

  • CotU42
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    Pigs have their own island already, also known as Paradise Spring since it is the spring of all bacon.

  • Zyrkal
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    @CorlethTheFey
    You said you want to save the pigs but on your flag there is bacon slices...
    Are you sure it's really just to save them ?
    Or you want to put them all in the same place to be able to find and eat them easily ?

    Hummm bacon...

  • LawnPaul
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    @uhndeth said in Rare's cruel speciesism - Needs fixing ASAP:

    Why not Devil's Ridge? Y'know, the island with the giant boars head made out of stone on it and all the primitive pig-themed paintings?

    ^^This
    Devils Ridge does more for pigs then the other islands. It is full of pig/boar paintings, and even depicts a massive boar that took many natives working together to take down (the red rock painting).
    It even has a Skeleton Throne in the mouth of the giant boar rock formation.

  • Arkhais
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    +1 An island for pigs or mutiny! Hog point sound cool

  • LucianSanchez82
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    These pigs come over here, steal our bananas, disappear from crates without a word.... And now they want their own island?! It's a disgrace!

    Could always rename another island to PIGaroon. Depends on how punny you want it.

  • KattTruewalker
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    @corleththefey

    For the piggies!
    I support the cause wholeheartedly!

    Just look at this adoreableness!

  • Sshteeve
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    @corleththefey you are a true bacon beacon of hope for all of pigkind in the Sea of Thieves!

  • Hynieth
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    I was expecting something completely different. Here have an up vote.
    I suggest the Forsaken shore have a Bacon island where vulcanoes and pigs are combined for culinary perfection!

  • Sshteeve
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    @hynieth it's raining bacon - hallelujah!

  • Hynieth
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    @Sshteeve
    New quest:
    Throw 3 pigs in a vulcano and wait for bacon rain!

  • Sshteeve
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    @hynieth Now THAT is a commendation I can get behind...
    Or under when the rain begins!

  • Dragonsire2016
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    @a-cranky-eskimo mmmm bacon

  • J4dio
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    So true, anyone who can't get behind this cause is a blatant Pigot.

    I can see them already marching from snake, over to Hog Point.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/sbXl6dMUZ9IGs/giphy.gif

  • Sgt Paloogoo
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    I support this as well Matie!
    🐷

  • Sshteeve
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    @j4dio They just need to make sure not to make a pig's ear of the new island, they can trott on if they think we will take any rubbish on the snout!

  • J4dio
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    @sshteeve I for one will feel very disGruntled if it's an atrocious island, I will not stop swining whining about it. Just hoping the OP doesn't hog any recognition for the cause. Okay I'll stop now, and not Spam the thread anymore.

  • Mc rossco
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    I hate to say it, but pigs don't deserve their own island, they're greedy and they cry to much.

  • Dag 13eRniT
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    Hog Island sounds better than Hog point. Also, have a couple of hard charging wild boar defending the pack!

  • Sshteeve
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    @bern-dimall said in Rare's cruel speciesism - Needs fixing ASAP:

    Hog Island sounds better than Hog point. Also, have a couple of hard charging wild boar defending the pack!

    YES!

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