To whom it may concern,
I have some grave concerns regarding the quality of the ships being produced by the local shipwrights. The other day my crew and I spotted a sunken ship who's transom was still above water. As we approached the ship I eagerly jumped onto it only to crash through the transom and become stuck! My crew had to blast me out with a canon! I think it's in the best interest of all of us seafarers that the shipwrights review their design so that this doesn't happen to anyone else.
Sincerely,
Captain L. Queue
