Pirate earrings

Surprised they aren't a thing in game. Unless your generated Pirate happens to have one. Pirate earrings were a pretty important aspect of pirates. They would inscribe their port of origin on them and they would be used to pay for the burial of the pirate. The port of origin so the discoverer of the body would know where to send the body for burial. Also they would use earrings to hold pieces of wax that they used as ear plugs when firing cannons. Why not have different sizes and types to apply to your pirate.