Dear kid who tried to scare me.

  • I was just getting off when I accidentally cancelled a mission. I was pretty p****d. I went and picked up another mission and had to sail all the way across the map for it. I said whatever, I'll give it one more try.

    I am tired from sleeping meds and getting cranky. I was doing a bounty on Sharkbait Cove and it was taking a long time. It was my first mission restarting. I was on the third wave when I saw a ship approaching and going around my Island. I ran through a little ways to see your ship on the other side, anchoring. I ran back to my ship and after a few seconds, you arrived on the beach to say "Ahoy". I only play friendly. I don't attack people. I will run. I like making friends and doing things with people.

    I said "Hello, sorry, I don't need help, I'm trying to get off and I'm almost done. It would be great if you would just leave or go get your mission and head out and I'll leave you alone"

    He/She took off and after a few seconds canons were going wildly over my ship. Eventually they started hitting. I signed and patched the holes and sent my ship off on it's own.

    You thought I left. But I snuck around the Island and while you were off looking for your chest, I boarded, drove your ship into the rocks and sent it out of bounds. I climbed in your crows nest to see if you were on the beach crying. You weren't. But you did have a LOT of chests up there. What a loss. If only you could resist you urges. Well since you cost me an hour, I hope that you spent at least that much time making those chests.

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  • @edemardil You live by the sword, you die by the sword... Karmas a beach :P

  • @knifelife said in Dear kid who tried to scare me.:

    @edemardil You live by the sword, you die by the sword... Karmas a beach :P

    Or if you played Baldurs Gate like I did when I was a teenager, "Live by the sword, live a good LOOOONG time."

  • @edemardil Omg! That was one of my favourite games as a child! The first and second one :D

  • @edemardil
    Yeah that's the way!
    Give them what they deserve!
    Sneaky treatment!

  • Dear adult who sink my sloop,

    I’m sorry

  • Lol to funny.

  • @helena-nilfhelm said in Dear kid who tried to scare me.:

    Dear adult who sink my sloop,

    I’m sorry

    Was it you?

  • @edemardil
    Nope, but if that makes you feel better. .

  • That is a hella cool story

  • Nice, that's karma for ya. Honestly I'm the type of person who will run from a fight, but the other night I got annoyed by a galleon, I managed to get my loot off by making it a royal pain for the galleon to chase me so they went for another sloop in the area, after I got the last of my loot off I climbed to my nest and spotted the galleon still giving that poor sloop hell, so I sailed to aid the sloop and within a few minutes we had sunk that galleon.

    Moral of this story: a galleon may be armed to the teeth but a pack of sloops will ruin a galleon.

    I honestly didn't care if the galleon had loot in it or not I just wanted to make a point to the blood l**t fueled crew of that galleon to get lost.

  • Too Funny! 🤣🍻

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