The Tale of the HMS Unsinkable.
Ave ya heard the tale of the unsinkable crew?
Anyone who wants to be a pirate needs too!
No? Well hold on to yer peg leg and listen up ya scallywag!
Because yer about to hear it...
As the crew left the outpost of Dagger Tooth they noticed a sign of evil on the horizon. The notorious skull mark showing them the way to riches! Not ones to shy away from danger they set the sails and made their merry way drinking tankards of grog on the way. As Shark Fin Camp crested the seas edge the crew noticed two galleys fighting over the fort. Battle stations it was then! With Willids at the helm, CptDeadNoise loading the cannons, with both Rorasaurusguy and Kyeden Cerberus manning the sails they charged towards these enemy crews
Battle raged on, then raged on some more,
All low on resources, some with nothing but oars.
Many ships sunk but the unsinkable remained,
After three bouts but one ship came again.
The final round's fighting used all the rest,
so both crews decided that ramming was best.
Locked together with pistol and sword,
Combat up close for the fort and the hoard.
As time passed by, 3 hours or more,
it was the bloodiest battle that the ocean saw.
Rorasaurusguy boarded and ate all their food,
CptDeadNoise used water not bullets to shoot.
The rest followed suit and loaded their pails,
but the enemy ship was sure doomed to fail.
For one more cannonball sat in the crew's hands,
and fired, it was, and struck true as was planned.
One hole in their ship, assaulted by bucket and storm,
the enemy sank, the unsinkable kept form.
So that is the tale of HMS unsinkable,
of it's very first voyage and triumphs unthinkable.
