So I was sailing along, minding my own pirate business, when I came across a pirate crew on a little island. I gave them the pleasure of meeting Davy Jones, when I discovered they had a caged pig on the beach.
I picked him up, thinking he'd make a good lunch, when I noticed how darn cute he was...so I named him Porkinator.
Porkinator and I sank two ships together, and we were simply stuffed with gold.
After selling the chests and admiring my new hat, we sailed off into the sunset... When the biggest vessel I'd ever laid eyes on cuts us off!
We take a full broadside, and begin to take on water. As the ship went down, I ran below deck to save my little buddy...when a scurvy-ridden bilgerat sets up some explosives right next to him.
The last thing this ol' pirate saw... Was a bright flash...and the cries of his best friend.
