Avast! Me hearties! Tis I BadEyedBill!

The life of a pirate is a dangerous one, filled with hardship and danger.The few that answer the call must leave comfort, safety, and often sanity behind. But somebodys got to hoist the sails and stare death in his ivory face. Somebodys got to grab a shovel and dig up the adventure. Like a siren the sea calls to me, and high on the waves I shall sing to it. I shall tame it and make it my home.
Oh sea, my sea you have melted my heart, I am BadEyedBill and I shall spread my butter over your every nook and cranny, Oh sea my sea your toast shall never go bare again!